Are you stuck in a dead end job? Or do you want to be?
Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum. Under the heading “Area of activity: The planet Earth,” the ad seeks jihadists to carry out suicide attacks.
Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Tuesday.
Several email addresses are provided for applicants. While their real names are not required, candidates are asked to send details of their nickname or handle, their age, marital status, languages spoken and a list of passports in their possession.
The ad on the forum, which is accessible only to al-Qaeda members, specifies the targets of the terror attacks that applicants will be expected to carry out, including “People who fight Islam and Muslims” and enemy “financial, military and media targets.”
The ad indicates that the anticipated attacks will be solo operations: “Only one person will be in charge. He will gather all of the intelligence, he will prepare the operation — and he will complete the attack.” However, it continues, “a military panel” will oversee the bomber’s training and select the target.
The job description promises only a “very slight chance of being caught.”
The ad has elicited several positive responses, the Yedioth article claimed. One forum participant requested that Germany, Denmark and Sweden be specified as potential targets. The same participant warned the forum to be very careful about what it publishes, for fear that the enemy may see what the group is planning.
http://www.timesofisrael.com/al-qaeda-posts-suicide-bombers-wanted-ad/
By: Ahhyoou
In: Afghanistan, WTF
Tags: al-qaeda, suicide bomber, wanted ad
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Must be muslim AND mentally mature. LMFAO!!!
Okay boss.. I will kill MYSELF while YOU instruct me.
I will die by killing myself... get my 72 ugly virgins, as this is the best path in life.. while YOU recruit and die of fucking old age.
LMFAO!!!!
Posted Aug-15-2012 Bythemadaxeman (30.40) 
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Many countries have compulsory service requirements. Everybody serves.
I wish the Muslims had this policy. It would be great if every last Muslim goat fucker did a stint as a suicide bomber!
Suicide missions are the last desperate act of a defeated foe. I FUCKING LOVE IT.
Enjoy your defeat.... Allah snakbar you dirty bitches!
Posted Aug-15-2012 Bydetroit_doc (250.64) detroit_doc View Channel Send Message
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The retirement plan stinks.
Posted Aug-15-2012 Byyoshiegg2000 (88.20) 
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Are you a brainless cavecunt bastard who is stupid enough to think you go to paradise(hell) and get 72 virgins(goats) if you blow your worthless self up and kill any unfortunate who happens to be near you at the time. If you have the brains of a dead pig then this job is for you.
Posted Aug-15-2012 ByBawbag (762.70) 
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I hear they have a very good dental plan.
Posted Aug-15-2012 ByPoosti Malaka (1092.60) 
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@Poosti Malaka
Yes, it's called the summer teeth program, summer your teeth will be over there, summer your teeth will be over here.
Posted Aug-15-2012 ByPotatoes (202.14) 
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@Potatoes Classic post...
Posted Aug-15-2012 Bykillingforgod (704.30) killingforgod View Channel Send Message
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"Must be willing to have anus stretched open by fellow jihadist in order to conceal explosives."
Posted Aug-15-2012 BypachaKamaq (1198.00) 
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They better start upping the virgins to keep up with inflation. 72 just isn't enough these days
Posted Aug-15-2012 ByKevmoley (43.60) 
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That'll be a dead end job. Short term employment as well.
Posted Aug-15-2012 Byfotoman4u2 (3415.10) 
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@fotoman4u2
and no advancement prospects...
Posted Aug-16-2012 ByJake_Sully (502.54) 
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Can someone please put a "Smell my finger" caption on the picture, pretty please?
Posted Aug-15-2012 Bygyco (208.76) 
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@gyco
Did it on my phone http://db.tt/pxZEKUuP
Posted Aug-15-2012 Bygyco (208.76) 
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Platoon reunions will be a dead loss .
Posted Aug-15-2012 Bylauriebhoy (1256.10) 
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waht a bucnh of dubm muslim retadrs!
Posted Aug-15-2012 ByILOVEBACON8 (229.20) 
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This recruitment actually started a few months ago (if you know where to look) not sure about the response rate lol.
It is not 'Al Qaeda' as such and nothing to do with Ayman Az Zawahiri. It is the military council of Ansar Ash Sharia..... NOT the CIA Franchise Al Qaeda led by Ayman Az Zawahirri that is used for the purposes of the American Government.
Al Qaeda is a pact of various organisations (none of them named Al Qaeda) and Al Qaeda is also the CIA's 'Muslim Extremist' PR operation.
Posted Aug-15-2012 ByRayyaan (136.50) Rayyaan View Channel Send Message
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The enemy we're supposedly trying to find and kill is running an internet job forum. This is plain ridiculous.
Posted Aug-15-2012 BySrVC (128.88) 
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Dr Evil's retarded brother. I feel sorry for muslims when they have guys like this as their spokesman.
Posted Aug-15-2012 BySpeckFettGulag (1116.50)

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timesofisrael.com.......mmmmmm..ok..another propaganda shit site...like russia today
Posted Aug-15-2012 Bytfou (124.28) tfou View Channel Send Message
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