With the Democratic National Convention in town next month, an advocacy group plans to make the unsightly street people in Denver disappear.

The Colorado Coalition for the Homeless plans to get 500 movie tickets as well as passes to the Denver Zoo, Denver Museum of Nature and Science and other cultural facilities to get city street people out of sight during the convention.

They will be given bus tickets for events out of walking distance. Anything to get them out of sight.

A more sure way to get them off the streets is to give them beer money and send them to LoDo (Lower Downtown) bars. How long would a wino agree to stay at the Zoo or Museum of Nature and Science?