1. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 43% isn't.

... 2. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.


3. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine, as long as nobody is offended by it.


4. I will vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

5. I will vote Democrat because I
believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't
start driving a Prius.

6. I will vote Democrat because I'm
not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we
keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I will vote Democrat
because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I will vote
Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make
profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.


9. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe groups who
would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I will
vote Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to
people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it
might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I will
vote Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful
country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12.
I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.