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Indiana kook busted for lewd act that involved tool, motor oil

AUGUST 6--While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man's front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa. For the dirty details, you'll have to read the below Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil. Miller, pictured in the mug shot, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was "not right" and parades around naked "24/24." (3 pages)


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Added: Aug-10-2008 
By: e4bannan
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Tags: police, creepy loser, hammer, oil, arrest
Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana, United States (load item map)
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