You know how it's 1998 and you're third-tier actor/tapdancer Tony Danza, and you've been booked to appear on some local news show? You know how you're also a dum-dum who smacktalks the whole PR process when you don't realize the cameras are live and everyone can hear you? Then you'll totally get this. Don't worry, Tony. Once you finally nab that Oscar, Charlie Rose's people will come crawling.

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