Apr 18, 2008 6:56 pm US/Pacific
FULLERTON, Calif.This is the story of a bizarre burglar, an adult erotica shop and a sex toy from Jenna Jameson's line. Not just any toy, but a $250 model of Jameson's naughty bits. The product has an official name, but it was not mentioned.

Tawny Marshall, the manager of The Erogenous Zone (2449 E. Orangethorpe), could hardly believe it when police informed her that a thief had targeted her store earlier this week. But she was even more surprised when she saw the surveillance tape.

At about 4 a.m. on April 15, a man threw a large rock at the store's front door. Twice. When he failed to break the glass, he moved on to one of the front windows. He then used the same rock to shatter that window, break a neon light and gain access to the store. Footage shows him nonchalantly walk over to the cash register, which he was unable to open. You would think he would have shown signs of frustration at this point, but no, he casually picks up a life-size model of Jenna Jameson's mid-section and walks out of the store. At least he didn't leave empty-handed.

"It's kinda funny," Marshall said. "He didn't even spend any time here, really."

Sgt. Mike MacDonald of the Fullerton Police Department agrees and speculates that the thief left with the one thing he really wanted.

"This ranks right up there with some of the more bizarre ones I've seen," Sgt. Mike MacDonald of the Fullerton Police Department said.