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Greetings! I work as land surveyor at JSC "VMK" Moscow –°onstruction
Dept., my name is Mikhail (Viacheslavovich) Buk . We are standing near
the famous "AS-2" overpass right now. Newest innovations of 21st century
are utilised here. Let's see now what this is all about. Can you see
this man-made miracle, how heh ideally do axes run. Here it is... That
man, who will conduct acceptance, may disapprove, abort sign-off and go
on to say that it's all witchcraft and pornography et cetera. I'll tell
you - that man doesn't know beans. Here, I'll reinforce my point, newest
innovational technologies are being utilised, which were developed and
approved by Research&Design Institute "Orenburg-Oil". It was them
who invented such a wonder. See, axes were placed here by the newest
modern machinery, the japanese tachymeters: Sokkia, Topcon. This isn't
some old russian theodolite for ya. So they used theodolites in the old
days, so what? Accurate and gouge-free, but soo tasteless! Now look at
this little beauty! Yeah, here she is! Such a wondrous contraption.
That's how they likely build in Japan nowadays, because TNK-bp workers
attend paid seminars there quite often now, to learn the new building
process. 'Cause, look at them, so used to the old-fashioned ways, all
this parallel and perpendicular non-sense. Bollocks! It's completely
different now. That's how it is. 21st century. "Age of technological
advancement", how our beloved president Vladimir Putin loves to speak,
"Age of space and information technology". Watch and learn, gentlemen
*cough*, from TNK-bp how to do your job the modern way.
(Translation of YEMELYA)

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Added: Dec-23-2012 
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