"Lee Gardner was taken to Barnsley Hospital when he started vomiting blood and having cramps.
He said he was told the fork, which he swallowed 10 years ago, would pass through his system naturally so he did not think to mention it to doctors. Surgeon Hanis Shiwani said Mr Gardner was lucky there was not more damage.
Mr Gardner, from Cudworth, Barnsley, said: "I can't believe it. I have never had any problems with my stomach except once a couple of years ago I remember thinking I felt like something had lodged when I bent over awkwardly. 'But the advice at the time was that it would just pass
through my system, and as that was so many years before I really didn't think it could be the fork.'"


"Mr Gardner said he was playing around with the disposable fork in his mouth and gagged, accidentally swallowing it, but it had never caused him problems.
He added: 'While they were looking inside me with the camera the doctor said 'are you sure you've not swallowed anything?' I said no but when he asked again 'are you sure, I can see prongs of what appears to be a fork', I remembered accidentally swallowing one years and years ago.'
Doctors found that the prongs had pressed on the stomach lining causing an ulcer that led to the bleeding.
Mr Shiwani said: "If something does get lodged, then normally a patient would become ill almost immediately.'
This is why Lee's case is so uncharacteristic, not just because the object is a fork but because we believe there are only a handful of cases reported like this where a foreign object has been
inside someone for such a long time.
Lee is extremely lucky that the fork hasn't caused more damage but we are confident he will make a full recovery."
Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-19311118



I'm not a doctor but I played one in Britain once...
Posted Aug-22-2012 ByAlly_Gator (536.80) 
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goddamned, britain. what the fuck is going on over there that this kind of shit can happen. your country is fucking failing........
just kidding. just repeating what some brits on this site would have said had the tables been turned.
Posted Aug-22-2012 Byuschairforcesgt (552.00) 
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lol-they're just trolls though and its always best not to feed them!
Posted Aug-27-2012 ByZeb (651.10) 
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ive actually read that it is not uncommon for British men to get objects this large and much larger down their throats and forgetting about it not long after. and then doing it again right away. and again. and again.
and again
Posted Aug-22-2012 Byuschairforcesgt (552.00) 
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How does someone accidentally swallow a damn fork?
Posted Aug-22-2012 BySteve15425 (580.20) Steve15425 View Channel Send Message
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looking at his face I know he believes Santa is real
Posted Aug-22-2012 Byquattro4 (58.00) 
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Mr. Bean?
Posted Aug-22-2012 Byibelieveindog (1099.54) 
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He ate a fork...
Wwwwhhhyyyyyy?
Posted Aug-22-2012 ByWingSP117 (1306.86) 
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He has cancer to look forward to.
Posted Aug-22-2012 ByTooManyNewbs (108.80) TooManyNewbs View Channel Send Message
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stupid, stupid.
Posted Aug-22-2012 Byextisis (133.40) 
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I remembered accidentally swallowing one years and years ago.'
...how the fuck can you even do that?
Posted Aug-22-2012 Bymastodon (504.78) 
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He probably had lots experience with big things going down his throat.
Posted Aug-22-2012 Bylucidx1 (988.10) 
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Crazy brits will eat anything.
Posted Aug-22-2012 Byorangepeel (117.00) 
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You ain't shit until you've had one in your lung:
http://www.wect.com/global/story.asp?s=11158137
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Im not saying anything bad about my UK buddies :) but why do I get the feeling that this shit is specific to English Blokes? LOL....
"Lee is extremely lucky that the fork hasn't caused more damage but we are confident he will make a full recovery."
...from what, his stomach or his brain?
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Not specific to the British at all:
"On 6 December 1805 HMS Isis, a 50 gun man-of-war, was stationed in home waters off Spithead when the ship's surgeon, Benjamin Lara, noted the addition to the sick-list of Able Seaman John Cummings. Cummings, a 29-year-old American, presented with 'excessive pain in the stomach and intestines, incapacity of retaining anything in the stomach and pain on walking or standing erect'. On questioning, he admitted to 'having swallowed on the preceding d More..
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@passive_observer ok....ok......jesus....
Posted Aug-22-2012 Byeeep (970.98) 
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There has to be more to this "accidental" fork swallowing story.
Posted Aug-23-2012 ByIthinkthat1 (1324.70) 
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So how the HELL do you manage to swallow a fork?
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