Jesus Christ charged with robbery!
OMG! lol this is just too good to be true!
HOUSTON -
A man with a very familiar name is in trouble with the law.
Police said Jesus Christ Anthony Turner has been arrested and charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon.
Turner has served time in jail on several occasions dating back to 2004 for assaulting a family member.
He's being held in the Harris County Jail without bond.
http://www.click2houston.com/news/Jesus-Christ-charged-with-robbery/-/1735978/15197486/-/y1pc4z/-/index.html
Added: Jun-22-2012 Occurred On: Jun-22-2012
By: mutterfudder
In: Regional News
Tags: Jesus Christ, charged with robbery
Marked as: approved
Views: 858 | Comments: 37 | Votes: 1 | Favorites: 2 | Shared: 0 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 2
By: mutterfudder
In: Regional News
Tags: Jesus Christ, charged with robbery
Marked as: approved
Views: 858 | Comments: 37 | Votes: 1 | Favorites: 2 | Shared: 0 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 2
You need to be registered in order to add comments! Register HERE
Advertisement below
|
|
| Liveleak on Facebook | |
|
LIKE Liveleak.com |
Items
-
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (Trailer)
-
Man Charged With Hanging Of Little Girl.
-
Obama Mocks & Attacks Jesus Christ And The Bible
-
Mum Charged With Rape.
-
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (Musical Sequence)
-
Ahmadinejad allies charged with sorcery
-
'Jesus Christ' Now Claims To Be 'Anti-Christ' With 666 Tattoos
-
Jesus Christ is not God nor did God ever become a man - Dr. Zakir Naik on TheDeenShow
-
Did Adam Worship Jesus Christ?
-
Millions get "666" tattoos for Reincarnated Jesus Christ
-
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
-
Georgetown Says It Covered Over Name of Jesus to Comply With White House Request
Advertisers
@HeyMaker84
OH NO YOU DI'INT!
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bymytwocents (2365.86) 
mytwocents Send Message
(5)
@mytwocents
Funny shit!
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bymurdy1975 (330.52) murdy1975 View Channel Send Message
(3)
@HeyMaker84 ~ Holy shit, that was a good one......
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bydraggerbob (147.20) 
draggerbob View Channel Send Message
(1)
Ya, like a jail cell will hold him...pffffft!
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bymytwocents (2365.86) 
mytwocents Send Message
(7)
Too many easy jokes to choose from, brain overload
Posted Jun-22-2012 Byhotmess (69.30) 
hotmess View Channel Send Message
(4)
Are there ever any blacks that have been arrested that didn't have a prior criminal record?? Seems like almost every black person that gets arrested is 'known to police' and has a record of some sort.
Just so damn sad to see black kids who many haven't even reached mid-teens already getting into trouble and it simply goes downhill from there for the rest of their lives. Its like once they fall into a life of crime, most can't seem to climb back out and its over.
To me, it seems like there's no More..
Posted Jun-22-2012 ByJohn_Matrix (632.74) 
John_Matrix View Channel Send Message
(4)
@John_Matrix They're usually first time offenders when They are 9,so by the time they are 18 they usually have a long rap sheet.
Posted Jun-22-2012 ByColonelingus (108.10) Colonelingus View Channel Send Message
(1)
Christian name won't save his black ass.
Posted Jun-22-2012 Byhatemosquito (615.90) 
hatemosquito View Channel Send Message
(4)
I should say Death sentence
But hey lets have some fun
Tattoo his name Jesus Christ on his foorehead and send him to afghanistan in taliban occupied territory ...
Posted Jun-22-2012 ByH3dgehog (474.60) 
H3dgehog Send Message
(3)
@H3dgehog Thats cruel and unusual
Posted Jun-22-2012 ByMyNameIsMuddd (337.70) 
MyNameIsMuddd View Channel Send Message
(1)
@MyNameIsMuddd
I never say that i was a nice guy
Posted Jun-22-2012 ByH3dgehog (474.60) 
H3dgehog Send Message
(0)
His birth name was Anthony Turner. After being yelled at by his family for all the bad shit he did from a young age, he assumed his full name was Jesus Christ Anthony Turner.
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bya1s2d3f4 (186.96) a1s2d3f4 View Channel Send Message
(3)
@a1s2d3f4 ~ LOL...
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bydraggerbob (147.20) 
draggerbob View Channel Send Message
(0)
@a1s2d3f4 lmfao:)
Posted Jun-22-2012 Byasylumta2 (812.58) 
asylumta2 View Channel Send Message
(0)
He's screwed now - they're gonna crucify him!
Posted Jun-22-2012 ByMAKMAK (2432.30) MAKMAK View Channel Send Message
(2)
Crucify him
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bymackme (136.26) 
mackme View Channel Send Message
(2)
Look at that scum face in the mugshot, what's in the name?, it's the deed that matters.
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bymyclips (461.52) 
myclips View Channel Send Message
(1)
He knows not what he does.
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bylostonthebeach (3248.04) 
lostonthebeach View Channel Send Message
(1)
I can imagine how he got that name.
This man's mother and her husband are both white.
Then she had him. The husband said if you are sure you didn't cheat on me then he must be Jesus Christ.
Posted Jun-22-2012 ByKmanbay (689.36) Kmanbay View Channel Send Message
(1)
3.
Posted Jun-22-2012 ByThePersuader (86.60) 
ThePersuader View Channel Send Message
(1)
Jesus wasn't black, was he?
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bymurdy1975 (330.52) murdy1975 View Channel Send Message
(1)
@murdy1975
I guess he was black. Anyway, nail him on the cross now.
Posted Jun-22-2012 Byfusselkater (417.98) 
fusselkater View Channel Send Message
(1)
@murdy1975 hell no
Posted Jun-22-2012 ByColonelingus (108.10) Colonelingus View Channel Send Message
(0)
Soulless deadeyed beast.
Posted Jun-22-2012 Bysprodge (1345.66) 
sprodge View Channel Send Message
(1)