That "meaty," double-headed object Chinese villagers found 260 feet
under the ground? Not a mushroom, like they thought. It was a sex toy.
This video of a deadly serious news report about a male masturbation aid
went viral in China after viewers noticed that the holes in either of
the object's ends weren't for fungal reproduction. Gross. In a follow-up
statement, the station blamed the young reporter
who was "unwise to the ways of the world." With China's population of
nearly 1.5 billion people giggling over this, she gained this wisdom the
hard way.