A misguided Taliban
commander handed himself into Afghan police in an attempt to claim the
$100 reward being offered for his capture.
Mohammad Ashan, a mid-level commander wanted for his role in at least
two attacks on security forces, approached police at a checkpoint in
Paktika province with his wanted poster in hand.
Pointing to his picture on the poster, Ashan demanded he be paid the reward money, the Washington Post reports.
Stunned American forces, who came to confirm the insurgent's identity,
said Ashan was keen to confirm his identity and pocket the money.
When asked if the picture on the poster was him, Ashan replied, "Yes,
yes, that's me! Can I get my award now?" Specialist Matthew Baker told
the Post.
The American troops confirmed Ashan’s identity with a biometric scan.
While happy he was in custody, US officials couldn't help but take a swipe at the prisoner's questionable intelligence.
One called Ashan "the Taliban equivalent of the Home Alone burglars", while another simply said "the man is an imbecile".
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8453227/taliban-commander-surrenders-for-100-reward
By: azumakun
In: Afghanistan
Tags: Afghanistan, Taliban, Stupid
Location: Paktika, Afghanistan (load item map)
Marked as: approved
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It's tougher when you're stupid.
John Wayne.
Posted Apr-18-2012 ByDave556 (1953.76) 
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"Allah willing, we are on a missi--- ooh, look a shiny nickel!"
Posted Apr-18-2012 ByBlech (557.70) 
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@Blech LOL !!
Posted Apr-18-2012 Byspartan112 (933.60) 
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give him $50.00 !!
Posted Apr-18-2012 Byspartan112 (933.60) 
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100 dollars! LOL!
Posted Apr-18-2012 ByNsaneTrickster (135.40) 
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ROFLMFAO !!! WOW !!!!
Posted Apr-18-2012 ByJmpmstrtex (348.62) 
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too bad they are not all like that
Posted Apr-18-2012 Bymtak (81.82) 
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Bwahahahahahahahahah....ooops my coffee!
Posted Apr-18-2012 Bytoybitz010203 (73.82) 
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@toybitz010203 bitoy! =)
Posted Apr-18-2012 Byabie099 (10.80) 
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Kabayan!!!
Posted Apr-18-2012 Bytoybitz010203 (73.82) 
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Ahahaha this fool thought he won the Afghan lottery and they were putting up his picture to come get paid ROFL. And this is why you people are such big time failures, you don't have any education and you think getting some is a sin. This is so funny
Posted Apr-18-2012 ByBlklight (1910.66) 
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Will claim insanity.
Posted Apr-18-2012 Bypoliceman1313 (79.36) policeman1313 View Channel Send Message
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LMFAO ... damnnnnnnnnn
Posted Apr-18-2012 ByFuria (108.70) 
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EPIC FAIL !
Posted Apr-18-2012 ByStBarthelemy1572 (85.52) 
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I'd say not too different than when they try to claim their virgins from Satan.
Posted Apr-18-2012 ByJetRanger (518.54) 
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