Think you had a bad day?
BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a
prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor
when his daughter showed up.
Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a
prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while
having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter
arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.
Ncube said he collapsed to floor upon recognizing his daughter, who quickly fled, crying.
"I am sorry for what I did," Ncube said. "I spoke to my wife and
daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back.
My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to
school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a
counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."
Ncube's wife, Rosemary, agreed their marriage was troubled.
"If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long
time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I
decided to stay," she said.U.P. news link:
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/Man-orders-prostitute-daughter-arrives/UPI-23601322899200/




Isn't it nice when family members discover common interests?
Posted Dec-11-2011 ByNinja_SBD (317.90) 
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@Ninja_SBD She looks like Herky the helicopter on PBS kids.
Posted May-18-2012 ByKonphidential (85.16) 
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Well, seeing as though you're here....
Posted Dec-12-2011 Bymichaeluk (111.64) 
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@michaeluk She looks like Herky the helicopter on PBS kids.
Posted May-18-2012 ByKonphidential (85.16) 
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should have banged her to teach her a lesson.
Who's your daddy.
Posted Dec-11-2011 Bypsinned (438.10) 
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coulda been worse. Jr in drag showing up would of wrecked'im
Posted Dec-11-2011 Byyycc (210.76) 
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@yycc or his wife could have showed up.
Posted Dec-11-2011 Bycookie659 (123.78) cookie659 View Channel Send Message
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@cookie659 or sister
Posted Dec-11-2011 Byblademan1996 (199.30) 
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@yycc
OKAY ... "Wrecked 'em. Damn near killed 'em!"
Posted Dec-27-2012 Byneshobanakni (140.58) 
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I hate it when that happens. It's like, yeah, sure I'm going to pay you for something I expect from you for free.
Posted Dec-11-2011 ByArgh (275.84) 
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Banging a hooker is bad enough.....but banging a hooker in Africa is just asking for AIDS.
Posted Dec-11-2011 ByArrestU (569.08) 
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So what was the issue? Is his daughter ugly?
Posted Dec-11-2011 Bygregsto (2482.08) 
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@gregsto let me guess either texas or alabama
Posted Dec-11-2011 ByvirtuvianSolace (37.06) 
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@virtuvianSolace wrong, west virginia [joking, obviously]
Posted Dec-11-2011 Byant3diluvian (471.40) 
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@ant3diluvian lol
Posted Apr-14-2012 ByvirtuvianSolace (37.06) 
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That's maybe even better than when "God spoke with" Jeff Foxworthy as a child about liking to see naked women.
Posted Dec-11-2011 Byalchemy (177.94) alchemy View Channel Send Message
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lol
Posted Dec-12-2011 ByDEMON_IN_THE_BABYPHONE (732.10) 
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Haha that's a good one.
I saw something similar in a movie only the guy was looking for porn on the web and saw his daughter banging some stud. Then he goes nuts and tracks down the guy. Anyway good movie.
Posted Dec-11-2011 Byfanfuckingtastic (581.40) 
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damn thats rough, i woulda blown my brains out
Posted Dec-11-2011 ByLostSomewhereInSpace (2539.60) 
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@Duckmanlivesagain
yeah i blow huge clowds of marijuana
Posted Dec-11-2011 ByLostSomewhereInSpace (2539.60) 
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Gives the term "Who's your daddy?" a brand new meaning.
Posted Dec-12-2011 Bykgbkgb1967 (185.10) 
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@kgbkgb1967 She looks like Herky the helicopter on PBS kids.
Posted May-18-2012 ByKonphidential (85.16) 
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@AXMAN yet you still have sex with your daughter
Posted Dec-11-2011 ByvirtuvianSolace (37.06) 
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He collapsed because he was soooooo glad it wasnt his mum!!
Well..... atleast one of them 'came' that night!!
:)
Posted Dec-11-2011 Bya19012434t (69.82) 
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