Well, recently our Community Organizer-in-Chief said that all of this hullaballoo over health care and other issues in August going into September is all of us just getting "wee-weed up." Huh? What the hell is wee-weed up? Did he mean "pissed off?" I couldn't figure it out myself. Luckily today we got a translation from D.C.'s own "Baghdad" Bob Gibbs at the White House press briefing. Apparently "wee-weed up" means "bedwetting."

Yeah, that's right. The president basically said folks opposing him or his plans and ideas are just bedwetters. Nice. Okay, B-Ho, I'll play your game. Using your same vernacular, this is what I have to say: You are a big doo-doo head, making a bad potty all over the place. Change you say? I agree. But in this case, the "change" needed is of your ideological diaper.