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I see my ex-wife found a part-time job...
In her other part-time job she cracks nuts too.
Cracking pussy, mate!!
@FrameSync She's a museum guide?
@FrameSync She's hot!
I suppose your voice is more thin than before marriage...
can it shuck oysters too?
@livelurked How bout a clam!?
@livelurked hahaha that was golden bro! +1
@livelurked That would make it smell realistic too!
If that's not the truth, nothin is.
@RasputinsBeard I hear you bro. Women are so useful for us guys.
You would have to have a fucking big kitchen drawer.
@BigBadAL921 Yeah LMAO, where would you store that bitch? hahaha golden lol
Well i keep my elephant sized bottle opener in the garage so im all out of space now, lol.
I think it is intended as a replacement. Doesn't talk back and actually does something useful.
Hahaha, perhaps with a beer dispenser from the tits and they are on to a winner.
Video is too short to jack off too
Cracking piece of art that.
I find more art in my toilet after a weekend in Tijuana than you'll find at these places.
@backstab yah, no shit. nut cracking vaggies LOL
There's a message here somewhere.
He got his whole fist in there. Bravo! Now, where are the sandwiches?
dig in gramps...get all the goodies you need...
That! IS ART!
Lib scumbags probably gave this "artist" a $100,000 grant.
All taxpayer funded of course.
Funny...I was watching the news this morning and saw these jigs being interviewed who are about to lose their jobs due to Obama's defense cut. They were all crying the blues and I just thought, fuck you...how's that hope and change working out now you losers?
Queer discovers a use for a woman...
after his sphincter has a stroke
Should have one of these at my wedding, I mean divorce hearing...hell, both...
I bet the fat bitch in the chilli video could do that
You know that guy enjoyed that soo much more than he let on
lol, she's a real ball buster.
Stupid... Like most art exhibits.
This particular model also comes with the "empty your wallet feature"
...and you don't even have to marry it to feel the effects.
I think I know that girl
Man tht bitch can crash ur nuts!!!! And shes quite good at it!!!
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