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Pilots are a strange breed. I once thought I might end up in corrective custody just because I red-tagged an anti-G suit that utterly failed an inflation test, and then refused to put it back in service after someone noticed.
Turned out it was a general's anti-G suit, and his favorite one at that. No wonder he liked it so much... the damn thing wasn't making him uncomfortable by inflating like it was supposed to.
The funniest part is if I rubberstamped the inspection then Gen. McWhineypants ha More..d passed out and crashed, I'd have gone to Leavenworth for real.
So remember kids: If you're gonna be fucked no matter what, make 'em fuck you for doing the right thing. Less..
I drive to the bar,
I pay for the drinks
Illl take the fat chick
"I think my watch is too big" LMAO XD
"hows your wife?"
Nice try, but everyone knows that hog pilots aren't fighter pilots...
@acrolite a army of BF3ers are about to rage on you.
NUH UH! I TOTALLY HAD A DOG FIGHT IN MY HOG VS A FROGFOOT!
everyone loves DTS (!)
Nice one, but a few were stretching it a bit.
lol, quite funny
HAh, not bad. Couple good ones in there for sure :)
Come home safe
ROTFLMAO! Great and True vid!
I'm related to one of those guys. They are indeed a special breed.
Nice video You dont see this kind of thing often from pilots.
lol. well done.
you forget there are even ppl in thoes aircraft, so little is out there on them.
this reminds me of that video where they did a muppet cop saying "I'm not gonna lie to you, I get shot at" and the firefighter muppet says "I get laid" the cop goes "Are you ****ing kidding me?"
@verycoolcat Love those Policeman vs Fireman vids!
What the fuck was all that about ???????
@bravojock Fighter pilots do not say, "We're out of decaffeinated coffee". Fighter pilots do not say, "I wish I was the pilot of a big slow cargo jet". Fighter pilots do not say, "Where's my piece of regulation uniform?" And so forth.
Nor do they say, "I think I suffer from low self-esteem."
What they really dont say is, "hey i just blindly dropped a 5000lb bomb on this city down there, knowing full well that there's innocent women and children and old people and cattle and goats down there that didnt do me or my country no wrong"
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