*****( LOL: Prisoner Swears The Rat Agreed To Be Bitten!)*****
Sorry I couldn't resist! hahaha

DID RAT GET COCKY, OR IS IT A COCK AND BULL CLAIM?
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♣♣♣♣ A New York man who says a rat bit his penis during a jail stay may sue county officials, a judge has ruled.
Peter Solomon, who said he later had to endure a course of rabies jabs, says jailers knew the ward in which they placed him was infested with rodents.
He says the jail was negligent and mistreated him because he is black.
Lawyers for Nassau County sought to have the suit dismissed. Among other arguments, its experts said they saw no evidence of serious injury.

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Click to view image: 'RAT BITES COCK PIC'
Click to view image: 'RAT BITES COCK PIC'
Rodent problem disputed
((- But Rat claims rodents are infesting his prison! SORRY!))
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Mr Solomon and county officials disputed whether the culprit was a rat or mouse
In February 2007, Mr Solomon, a Vietnam veteran who says he has been treated for post-traumatic stress disorder, was jailed in the Nassau County Correctional Center near New York City, pending trial on charges he had menaced his wife.
He was transferred to a medical observation unit amid worries he was mentally ill. He claims at night a rat "or similar rodent" emerged from a hole in his mattress and bit him on the penis and hand, drawing blood.
Mr Solomon, who is in his 50s, claimed the county was indifferent to his treatment and failed to protect him from the vermin, and sued for damages.
County officials said they were shielded from lawsuits because they had acted in an official capacity, they were unaware of substantial risks, and they disputed the notion that a rodent problem existed in the jail.
They also noted the wound did not require stitching and that his injuries were merely psychological.
"The parties dispute whether the rodent was a mouse or a rat, whether Solomon was bitten or scratched, and the nature and extent of his injuries," Judge Arthur Spatt wrote.
He ruled on Thursday the suit may proceed.

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ADDITIONAL:
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With the aid of my dear friend and constant companion, 'Mindless Stupidy', I think I have managed to track down the rodent!

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I first noticed a resemblance to the picture in the story! I knew that face! It was the Rude Rodent: He was on a reality tv show.... I utmost importance and the need to do my bit for LIVELEAK I quickly waed for last orders in the pub! The longest 4 hrs of my life ensued! Would the sick bastard get away before I could sober up? Could he be planning a sneaky chew on the hosts! No way I told myself, I'd save them! The alarm clock failed in the morning... I took the bus to the studios! When the police made me take it back, I strolled for a train! He was there alright! And HE WAS HIGH! Damn him....

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I was terrified... but exceedingly brave as I approached him! It was for the PEOPLE OF LIVELEAK, I'd do it! I looked him in the eyes, he rolled them at me... I picked them up and rolled them back! I could do this I said to myself! "PUFF, PUFF, PASS... you know the rules, Rat!"
He did... oh yes, he knew who was BOSS alright! I knew who was the daddy! When I finally carried him home, after taking him shopping, to a disco, and licking his feet clean... I bravely hid behind my ego of fear! "Please, sir,"I growled under my breath, "will that be all?" Play it cool Bollox, play it cool!!! I shouted from the end of his road!
Stupidity made me return! I rapped on his door!
"Yo Rat... erm... a-tat-tat (I didn't say I was GOOD at rapping!)
I pulled out the jammin... aimed it at the sky,
yelled stick 'em up, and let two fly!"

He looked at me, "I 'ope thees gonna bluuddy clean tha mess oop lad!?
I apologised... I had no idea that two fingers in the arse could do such a thing! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
I managed to break the ice, I was in his home to a little suburb of Lancashire! So, with the use of a hidden camera inserted into 'Stupidity's bum crack... we tried to engage him... we were astounded by what we heard!

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Filming had to be cut short due to his perverted 'Obsessed Copulating Disorder' when he found that my real name was in fact, Bollox! He chased after myself and the cameraman for over three yards, before ripping off... I'm sorry! It was... sob... I was 'touched'! It was disgraceful! I'm going to see him on Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday... to ask him whyyyyyyyy did he do it... damn him!)
I managed the stairs to my apartment... he is NOT having them back til he meets me!

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PLEASE BE ADVISED:
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*** ALL, EVERY PART, AND THE COMPLETE LOT... of the above video footage and/or statement as to, and in regard of, reporter bollox, may have been plucked out of thin air purely due to the fact, the rodent wouldn't accept his advances!

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CURTESY & WITH THE KIND ALLOWANCE OF:
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*BBC MAGAZINE
*INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER BOLLOX! (Ahemmm...)
*THE SUSPECTED SEX OFFENDING RAT!
*MY MENTAL ILLNESSES
*A TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOUR
*WELSH RAT


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