I usually say, "c'mon baby, squeeze that pussy, yeah baby, I'm gonna take you to the moon, that's right, lick them tits, oooh yeah, your so wet! Ride me, RIDE ME *****! Uh, I'm gonna blow my load right in your nostril, uh,,, uh,,, I'm gonna cummmmm,,, uh,,,uhhh,,, ahhhhgh!!!!!! Mmmmm, got a light?
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After reading the Koran it is borderline batshit.
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "No_Quarter" (R)
You just know whenever the name of Allah gets thrown around that somebody is bound to get screwed soon.
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "AvgDude2" (R)
and run!
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "Trojin" (R)
So I should be saying this and not 'did you lock the door so the kids can't get in?"
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "mojosebo008" (R)
So when your about to make the beast , the devils just waiting in case you dont say the prayer , wonder if he just watches if you do .
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "lauriebhoy" (R)
I usually scream the names of deities during sex...but that's just me.
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "jola500" (R)
Noted in prancers journal as one of the best comments!
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "prancer7" (B)
I agree. I have read it once and then a second time just to make sure I understood some of it correctly...Muslims are apeshit crazy.
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "Fishsticks" (R)
i say Allah when i take a shit, and i think of him while i go...
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "Whiskey_Tango_Foxtrot" (R)
koran is a pile of sh!t
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "ALLAHJOPUTA" (R)
I've been known to call out GOD while having sexual relations!
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "wet501" (R)
I usually say, "c'mon baby, squeeze that pussy, yeah baby, I'm gonna take you to the moon, that's right, lick them tits, oooh yeah, your so wet! Ride me, RIDE ME *****! Uh, I'm gonna blow my load right in your nostril, uh,,, uh,,, I'm gonna cummmmm,,, uh,,,uhhh,,, ahhhhgh!!!!!! Mmmmm, got a light?
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "ChopperTom" (R)
Religion and sex, how taboo!
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "sprayer5" (R)
Keep in mind that all rleligious texts read like poorly written Dr. Seuss
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "Entinlude" (R)
Nothing wrong with that. During sex, my wife is constantly saying, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
Posted Dec-16-2008 by "jim_a49" (R)