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Why does everyone say Chuck Norris is hard and make him out to be like god??
If Chuck Norris was that good he would come round here and smash my head into my keyboaradfsfafdgdfjdhgskfbvlghqwlqDJkfbfdafb
Posted Sep-24-2012 Bytomparko- (126.00) 
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@tomparko- LMFAO
Posted Sep-24-2012 BySabotage (81.10) 
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@Sabotage :)
Posted Sep-24-2012 Bytomparko- (126.00) 
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@tomparko- looool, that was soo funny.
Posted Sep-24-2012 By00700 (28.32) 00700 View Channel Send Message
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@tomparko- =)
Posted Sep-24-2012 BybabylonX (10.20) babylonX View Channel Send Message
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Greatest actor since that guy in the Innocence of Muslims vid.
Posted Sep-23-2012 Byjohn1054 (5081.94) 
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@john1054 You know the funny thing is how fast the lefty world turned on him after learning of his religious beliefs. Before that, no one gave a FLYING ROUNDHOUSE FUCK what his religion was.....
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByAnti-Authoritaria (114.40) 
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@Anti-Authoritaria That's because he was using his celebrity to push his religious beliefs. Perhaps he should've STFU. ;)
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByAudriannaCole (63.68) AudriannaCole View Channel Send Message
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Chuck Norris has a bear on his living room floor. Its not dead, its just afraid to move
Posted Sep-24-2012 Bytomparko- (126.00) 
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@tomparko- Haha that's great
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByLiamvxr (37.70) 
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@tomparko- Chuck Norris burns ants with his magnifier.... AT NIGHT.
Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water wants to be around him.
When Chuck Norris started playing golf, stars on the sky appeared.
Chuck Norris in Soviet Russia is basically dividing by zero so technically isn't psosbile.
Posted Sep-25-2012 ByHoria0310 (18.10) 
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@Horia0310 Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris climbs fog
Posted Sep-25-2012 Bytomparko- (126.00) 
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Ok how and why was my avatar changed???
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByBosanchero (109.60) 
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@Bosanchero
OK. That is some funny shit rite dare!!!
Thumbs up.
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByFredFarkel (504.26) 
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@FredFarkel I'd give you a thumbs up too but I fucking can't. lol
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByBosanchero (109.60) 
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@Bosanchero
Christ. You be a GOT DAMN SUPER NEWBIE!!
Hang in there and despite what SOME LL douchtards will say... most of us are here for fun.
Another thumbs up because I got me a date on Saturday night with the best looking female I have ever been with and I am not feeling as CRANKY as usual...
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByFredFarkel (504.26) 
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@FredFarkel
help me out too ? :)
Posted Sep-24-2012 Byarchangel (76.90) archangel View Channel Send Message
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@FredFarkel Wish I could say the same. :p
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByBosanchero (109.60) 
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I can stop it with my hand too, i just push the off switch.
Posted Sep-24-2012 Byhatemosquito (611.80) 
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definitely NOT fake!
Posted Sep-24-2012 Bytlc_tip (68.72) 
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shiiiiit... so all the stories about him ARE true!
Posted Sep-23-2012 Bym-lom (564.64) 
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@m-lom
tru tru dat!
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByBeman99 (112.44) 
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when chuck norris cuts onions, the onions cry.
Posted Sep-24-2012 Byshlee420x (853.66) 
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@shlee420x
Crying from laughing right now
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByW1NDOWL1CKER (76.40) 
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You should know it's extremely taboo to show depictions of the prophet Chuck Norris.
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByDylanTheWanderer (100.74) 
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now that's funny :D
Posted Sep-24-2012 Byhasic (37.00) 
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That really happened or they wouldn't have been able to put it on the internet.
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByTheBBP (113.80) 
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@TheBBP yea man people are stooopid who dont beleive everything on the internet
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByFLORIDAONE2 (217.60) 
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If you were to shoot at Chuck with an RPG he'd do a spinning back kick and send it back your way!
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByIll Advised (1020.70) 
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but had to cancel production cause it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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@BT41No
LoL!
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByBthor420 (828.80) 
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@BT41No
haha... cheesy but foneee
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByBeman99 (112.44) 
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@BT41No They recalled John Wayne toilet paper too cuz it wouldn't take shit off no indian either.
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByJOSEGUNN (20.46) 
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Definitely not fake
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByXeenu (3.10) 
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@Xeenu yes it is. It is TV fiction.
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByRAC3CAR (1163.74) 
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@RAC3CAR No, Chuck Norris can stop the chainsaw with his gaze, but he wanted to make it more realistic.
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByXeenu (3.10) 
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He didn't stop the chainsaw... It was paralyzed by fear!
Posted Sep-24-2012 Byraging_hadron (92.50) 
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@raging_hadron Well said!
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByObeyak (148.70) 
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Chuck Norris then healed the tree with just a kiss on the spot of the cut.
Posted Sep-24-2012 Bysullyscurve (114.70) 
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@sullyscurve He than wanked and cum on the tree and there was all the Amazon forrest as new.
Posted Sep-24-2012 Bymanemebasat (93.20) manemebasat View Channel Send Message
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@manemebasat way to over due it and ruin the joke.
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByZombieNinjaJudo (60.20) 
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@ZombieNinjaJudo You think? Hansoku-make!
Posted Sep-24-2012 Bymanemebasat (93.20) manemebasat View Channel Send Message
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@manemebasat lol dude..
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByZombieNinjaJudo (60.20) 
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@manemebasat LOL yes yes nice touch chuck would be proud
Posted Sep-24-2012 ByFLORIDAONE2 (217.60) 
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