How to deal with UK TV licencing officials.
When the goons show up at your door this is what to do!
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@FoodPig i dont get it, whats tv licensing ???? This never happens in the US
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByFLORIDAONE2 (217.80) 
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@FoodPig
LOLz I noticed that too...very nice of him not to walk on the beautiful lawn.
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bymeh88 (601.90) 
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@FoodPig LOL, yeah, I thought the same, dirty big mud path where every one uses that bit be he closes the little useless gate.
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bymclane (390.08) 
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@FLORIDAONE2
It's what happens when the government owns a state-run TV broadcast company (the BBC in this case).
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByVulturedoors (455.38) Vulturedoors View Channel Send Message
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wow!? americans: it would be like PBS employees collecting taxes at each home for allowing us to watch their station, even if we don't like/agree or even watch their shows. basically it's at tax to watch TV! LOL!! and some people on this board are okay with this!! FUCK THAT, THIS IS A SCAM!
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bybrendonbeeks (34.74) brendonbeeks View Channel Send Message
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Too fuckin right it's a scam, just like any other 'tax'. When the elections come up, they will say they are doing away with 'this' and everybody cums in their pants. Then after the election, they introduce a new tax and everybody cums in their pants again, coz it's not the 'old tax'. How nice the government are!
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByShadyAde75 (11.30) 
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@brendonbeeks. WOW. Seriously? I can NOT belive that shit. It would be like me having to pay a tax to Ecuador Banana Producers, because i own a blender?
Now THIS is really something worth having a RIOT for, and burn down the fukn BBC to the ground for doing that.
WOW. Still can't fukn belive it. They make you pay for free TV and give away free money to some camel shaggers that don't even speak English. OMG.
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByGustaf (319.70) Gustaf View Channel Send Message
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@brendonbeeks No, PBS doesn't need to go door to door when they take it right out of your check.
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByTheYeastLord (98.10) 
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@Gustaf Dear Gustav, as it seems we must have missed you in our system. Could you please send us you credentials so we can check if everything is ok.
Sincerely,
The EBP.
Posted Nov-20-2012 Byjimmy w (28.30) 
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@brendonbeeks
It's also the reason the BBC produces some truly world class media, e.g. Blue Planet series, Horizon, BBC World News, iPlayer (free online streaming). BBC channels don't have advertisements so it needs to be funded by a TV license. The guy in this video is just a fucking bum.
Posted Nov-20-2012 ByRambosix (93.46) 
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lol peado ring fkin classic
Posted Nov-19-2012 Byjay333dee (339.00) jay333dee View Channel Send Message
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Classic as in how he cannot spell? Indeed. Stupidity and anger combined can be wonderfully entertaining for the rest of us.
Posted Nov-20-2012 Byfortuzero (49.10) 
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£136 a year at present it funds the BBC TV and Radio Stations which are all ad free. But if you own a TV you have to pay it regardless of whether you watch/listen to the BBC or not. That's what pisses people off, personally I think it's a bargain for what the BBC produces, but that's just me.
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByWeigh-Man (14.16) 
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@Weigh-Man Indeed, that's just you.
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByQWERTYo8 (17.20) 
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@Weigh-Man you can pay mine if you feel that way! I hate paying for it knowing its going to a bunch of pedos
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bybumhole (8.40) 
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@QWERTYo8 i had to go back and re read it '' personally I think it's a bargain for what the BBC produces ''
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByStatutory Ape (42.10) 
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@bumhole
And what makes you say it's going to a bunch of Pedos?
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByKiller43 (47.90) 
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@Weigh-Man
What a joke..I wouldn't pay shit..fuck that
Posted Nov-20-2012 ByGIXXARDR (5310.20) 
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This is a small summary of what we Brits have to pay in tax.
£150 a year for T.V licence
20% on everything we buy, excluding food but not hot food.
24% gets taken from our wages (income tax & national health service).
Between £800 and £2500 council tax per year to pay for police, fire & local government.
Car road tax is £250 per year to be aloud to drive on the roads.
and 61% of car fuel cost goes straight back to the government.
I think we're still paying for an Empire that doesn' More..
Posted Nov-20-2012 Bythebadoneuk (3.90) 
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@thebadoneuk -- Sorry to hear that brother. It seems that the repressive governments in your country and in the US only go one direction: towards more repression.
Posted Nov-20-2012 ByCliff_Dweller (115.58) 
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@Cliff_Dweller @thebadoneuk ya, it definitely sucks and that is repressive. but as for only moving towards more repression in the u.s., the legalizing of weed in Colorado and Washington refutes that. just a little :) toke up!
Posted Nov-20-2012 Bydaidric (18.60) daidric View Channel Send Message
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@thebadoneuk We are catching up. 38% of my check goes to taxes
Posted Nov-20-2012 Byrattenkrieg (100.32) 
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@thebadoneuk And remember it's 40% of our wages gets taken above a certain level.
Posted Nov-21-2012 ByiLikeMarmite (126.50) 
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@thebadoneuk Which is why I do not live in the Uk anymore F&&& that!!
Posted Nov-21-2012 ByGolfmadeasy (17.40) Golfmadeasy View Channel Send Message
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That was fucking awesome - thanks for posting
Posted Nov-19-2012 Byraindog309 (142.58) 
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Ahh, I see, this is the state making people pay for the state owned propaganda station...
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByNakedPray (455.80) 
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@NakedPray Got it in one. We pay and they make up what ever crap they want and make about 10-20% decent TV if we're lucky!!!
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByReggie_P75 (121.82) 
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@Reggie_P75
Depends what you class as `decent TV` ... Planet Earth, Panorama (etc, etc) isn't `decent TV?` What the hell does (for example) Channel 4 have? Million pound drop? Hollyoaks? Is that `decent TV`, in your opinion?
Posted Nov-20-2012 Byfortuzero (49.10) 
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@fortuzero I'm calling it solely BBC TV is this is what you solely pay for, regarding the TV licence.
Every other channel is paid for by advertising.
So, like I say, 10-20% of BBC broadcasting (you've paid your licence fee to legally view) is generally ok. There's just too much shit on TV, I watch 'catch up TV' and stuff is suggested and I watch that.
I've got no qualms with Planet Earth or similar David Attenbrough related material, most of it is good.
The BBC & Channel 4 comedy was top More..
Posted Nov-20-2012 ByReggie_P75 (121.82) 
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Like to see them try this in Detroit
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bystupit (16.70) 
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@stupit yup, wouldn't last long
Posted Nov-20-2012 Bydetroitr (59.50) detroitr View Channel Send Message
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Why don't you just have a revolution, like we did? That worked pretty well for a while, until recently.
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bykarrion (431.56) 
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it can start on the isle of wight noise
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bystirgy (2286.30) 
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@karrion Theres not enough spines left in the UK to mount a revolution, plus we've been largely disarmed so we're fucked
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByDunblane_Truth_Seeker (642.16) 
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Bows and arrows work. Quiet too.
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bykarrion (431.56) 
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@karrion Against body armour clad goon squads with MP5's and G36's, erm....
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByDunblane_Truth_Seeker (642.16) 
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Yep, they wear kevlar. Those arrows would pierce right through. A high compound bow can fire an arrow flies about 350+ FPS. Although quite a challenge to hit them from a distance :)
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByPointBlank (48.00) 
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"I don't want nuffin' to do with your paedo ring" Hahaha, best response to TV licensing people I've heard :)
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bywattage2000 (262.08) 
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@wattage2000 Saville and friends? Jim ’ll fuck it?
Posted Nov-19-2012 BySlovenac1981 (203.60) 
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that cameraman is an arsehole, calling people scum and paedos for doing their job, pay your fucking license, which he obviously does not have.
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bypassthej (52.74) 
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@passthej point given..Totally agree.
The cameraman is the one breaking the law in the first place and then he's judging the poor sods that come around, cheeky git.
Bet he's on the dole as well.
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bymclane (390.08) 
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@passthej I didn't see his TV, did you? Maybe he doesn't own one?
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByMeesterWolf (71.90) 
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@mclane You can film on your own property! Wake up!
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByMeesterWolf (71.90) 
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@passthej why should he pay a license to a corporation that lies and covers up a paedophile?
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bydeusvolt (57.66) deusvolt View Channel Send Message
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"The BBC is not impartial or neutral. It's a publicly funded, urban organisation with an abnormally large number of young people, ethnic minorities and gay people. It has a liberal bias not so much a party-political bias. It is better expressed as a cultural liberal bias",
Andrew Marr
Posted Nov-19-2012 Byfunkyyaya (553.30) funkyyaya View Channel Send Message
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@funkyyaya Odd for an insider to be so frank and honest!
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bycaptainutah (28.92) 
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How to deal with UK TV licensing officials: pay your fucking license fee.
If they can afford to buy a camcorder, they can afford to pay their fee.
Posted Nov-20-2012 ByMarcelus7 (53.60) 
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Fair play, why should we be forced to fund an organisation that has shielded and enabled a child molester to carry on molesting kids...
Posted Nov-19-2012 Bydeusvolt (57.66) deusvolt View Channel Send Message
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@deusvolt Exactly.
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByCaptainJamaicanNinja (430.20) CaptainJamaicanNinja View Channel Send Message
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@deusvolt please explain
Posted Nov-19-2012 ByFLORIDAONE2 (217.80) 
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@deusvolt
Weak, tenuous and ridiculous argument....but in short, it's because if we don't fund it, private corporations will, and we'll end up with all the channels being as dumbed down as the U.S media. Or lots of ITV1s and Channel 4s. Both of which show nothing but dumbed down shite. But if that's all you want then, well, what can I say.
Posted Nov-20-2012 Byfortuzero (49.10) 
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Judging by a lot of comments here, there seems to be a lot of incorrect beliefs about the UK TV licence (& that is just how TV licencing (i.e. Capita), & the BBC like it).
To clarify:
You only need a TV licence if you watch or record programmes as they are being broadcast. You do *not* need a licence if you only play games, watch DVDs, and watch catch-up services (e.g. on iPlayer). You do *not* need a TV licence just for simply owning a TV.
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Posted Nov-20-2012 ByiLikeMarmite (126.50) 
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Still though, most of the people that don't pay their TV license DO use the TV for programmes but don't want to pay up because they are fucking scummers.
Posted Nov-20-2012 ByRambosix (93.46) 
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@Rambosix Not according to TV licencing - they say that less than 1 in 5 people who claim they don't need a licence actually do need one.
Posted Nov-20-2012 ByiLikeMarmite (126.50) 
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1 in 5??? That would be a fucking huge number!
Posted Nov-20-2012 Byfortuzero (49.10) 
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@fortuzero Yes but 1 in 5 is still not "most".
Posted Nov-20-2012 ByiLikeMarmite (126.50) 
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@Rambosix
Spot on... fucking charmers some of them lol.
Posted Nov-20-2012 Byfortuzero (49.10) 
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