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Shit guys don't say out loud
Added: Aug-31-2012 Occurred On: Aug-31-2012
By: James Walters
In: Other Entertainment
Tags: funny, guys, truth, women
Location: United States (load item map)
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By: James Walters
In: Other Entertainment
Tags: funny, guys, truth, women
Location: United States (load item map)
Marked as: approved
Views: 3733 | Comments: 36 | Votes: 4 | Favorites: 2 | Shared: 66 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 2
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Or: I wonder if your sister is better than you at sex.
Definition of rodeo sex. Get into the doggy style position and when she is really getting in to it and pushing back. Lean over and whisper in her ear. " I'm thinking of your sister right now" then see how long you can hold on for. Before you get bucked off and kicked in the balls.
Posted Aug-31-2012 ByAceCombat (124.56) 
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lovely :-) lol
Posted Aug-31-2012 Bypixel-fighter (138.10) 
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this was awesome
Posted Aug-31-2012 Bycogtooth (176.50) 
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Too funny.
Posted Aug-31-2012 ByPangea250 (48.30) 
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queers
Posted Aug-31-2012 ByBleys (1645.40) 
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Funny,
but should have ended at 90 seconds.
Posted Aug-31-2012 Bywharris (2243.32) 
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Brilliant x 100!
Posted Aug-31-2012 Byjs474 (252.70) 
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I've thought everyone of these phrases out in a single day. True story
Posted Sep-1-2012 ByNoalias (373.60) 
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Awesome, "That fart was a lot quieter than I thought it was gonna be". And LL badged, pay attention 'n take note, other site whoring shitefaces. Voted...
Posted Aug-31-2012 Byhighlogic (87.16) highlogic View Channel Send Message
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@highlogicThe fart was a lot wetter.
Posted Aug-31-2012 Byviewer1962 (787.96) 
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Stupid Stereotypes are stupid
Posted Sep-1-2012 ByTheMonkeyOnYourBack (124.70) 
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I've said many of those things, but instead of making bitches run away, it makes them run to me. Then when I meet someone I actually want, I say all the wrong shit that makes her not want me lmao. (I need to pretend all women disgust me sexually, like gay guys, who always seem to attract women.)
Posted Aug-31-2012 BySteve15425 (535.50) Steve15425 View Channel Send Message
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@Steve15425
Your observation is true, sadly. I remember learning in my twenties that women don't want to be treated nice. Or rather, they do, but if you want to get laid, treat them like shit. Works a charm. Sad.
Posted Aug-31-2012 Bycleetusawreetus (331.30) 
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@cleetusawreetus
Your observation may be true in your life but not all women need to be treated 'like shit' to be attracted to a man
Maybe you should stop meeting women with REALLY low self-esteem
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@wargypzy
Fair enough. Point well taken.
I wasn't talking about finding women to marry and settle down with, just the casual sex encounters with bimbos that you chase around when you're young and never going to die.
Also, at the time of said epiphany, I was living in L.A. It's a degenerate city full of cynical golddiggers.
I should also point out that I was never very successful at the described tactic. It wasn't me. I just marveled at how it worked for others.
Posted Aug-31-2012 Bycleetusawreetus (331.30) 
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Fair enough. I agree with the 'golddigger' comment. Men should make their own money and not look for 'rich women'
Posted Aug-31-2012 Bywargypzy (422.60) wargypzy View Channel Send Message
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Haha. Good stuff :3
Posted Sep-1-2012 ByFoxxie (666.50) Foxxie View Channel Send Message
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Im not afraid to say anything in this context but some people have no discipline.
Posted Sep-1-2012 ByInformation Hazard (3.40) 
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nice
Posted Aug-31-2012 Byswdgr (409.30) 
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Uh.. not funny.
Posted Sep-1-2012 Bykishart (86.70) 
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