Added: Nov 1 2009 In: entertainment
By: barnesy Premium
shell cut mfer, if you cheat on her, shes cutting you and cooking it for you for breakfast. never trust a chick that plays with knives. the LAB
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "rclark951" (R)
Thats all very well,but can she boil an egg?
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "boomer2180" (R)
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "ghastlyghost" Premium
She could teach Lorena Bobbit hoe its done.
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "strela1" (R)
Just cook my ******* dinner. Jesus, I'm starving!
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "mlivsey" (R)
fine talent but can she cook
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "redog" (R)
Take off yer shirt and do it again.
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "PresidentZero" (R)
Great with knifes but probably a terrible cook
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "kcto" (R)
Wasn't she in The Matrix?
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "neomuttley" (R)
Mad skillz, I bet shes a great cook
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "bobsdesk" (R)
you whan finger whiv tha?
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "ddhh1" (R)
Ah-sooo. Japanese Knife expert? Bet she could do well working at Benihana's Restaurant chain, where the chefs put on a chopping show right at your table.
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "skyhawk53" (R)
It's all fun and games until someone loses a finger !
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "twofatbastards" (R)
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "J Davis" (R)
that's real nice...will you just please cut my sushi now....
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "HrCrimes" (R)
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shell cut mfer, if you cheat on her, shes cutting you and cooking it for you for breakfast.
never trust a chick that plays with knives.
the LAB
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "rclark951" (R)
Thats all very well,but can she boil an egg?
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "boomer2180" (R)
never trust a chick that plays with knives.
the LAB
The moral of the story: Don't cheat.
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "ghastlyghost" Premium
She could teach Lorena Bobbit hoe its done.
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "strela1" (R)
Just cook my ******* dinner. Jesus, I'm starving!
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "mlivsey" (R)
fine talent but can she cook
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "redog" (R)
Take off yer shirt and do it again.
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "PresidentZero" (R)
Great with knifes but probably a terrible cook
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "kcto" (R)
Wasn't she in The Matrix?
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "neomuttley" (R)
Mad skillz, I bet shes a great cook
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "bobsdesk" (R)
you whan finger whiv tha?
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "ddhh1" (R)
Ah-sooo.
Japanese Knife expert? Bet she could do well working at Benihana's Restaurant chain, where the chefs put on a chopping show right at your table.
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "skyhawk53" (R)
It's all fun and games until someone loses a finger !
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "twofatbastards" (R)
Get to work! I'm not paying you to twirl knives, I'm paying you to feed lives!
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "J Davis" (R)
that's real nice...will you just please cut my sushi now....
Posted Nov-1-2009 by "HrCrimes" (R)