Once Upon a Time... The Perfect Woman
One day, long ago
There lived a woman that did not
Nag
Whine
Or bitch
But that was one day
Long ago!
Added: Sep-21-2012 Occurred On: Sep-21-2012
By: GraveMatter-
In: Sexy, Other Entertainment, Other
Tags: women, nag, bitch, gripe, Obama is an idiot
Location: United States (load item map)
Marked as: approved
Views: 3839 | Comments: 67 | Votes: 3 | Favorites: 2 | Shared: 6 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 3
By: GraveMatter-
In: Sexy, Other Entertainment, Other
Tags: women, nag, bitch, gripe, Obama is an idiot
Location: United States (load item map)
Marked as: approved
Views: 3839 | Comments: 67 | Votes: 3 | Favorites: 2 | Shared: 6 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 3
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Once upon a time, in a beautiful land, a young, handsome man met a beautiful girl. They spent every minute with each other. Doing the many things that happy, courting young couples do.
One day the handsome young man asked the beautiful girl "Will you marry me?"
The beautiful young maiden responded with a resounding "NO!"
The young man lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank lots of beer and scotch, had tons More..
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByFire37Rescue (12195.00) 
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"The young man lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank lots of beer and scotch, had tons of money in the bank, left the toilet seat up and farted when ever he wanted."
sounds more like the guy actually spends all his time on LL thumbing people down
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByLostSomewhereInSpace (2446.30) 
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@Fire37Rescue Please! LL is not the place for fairy-tales! LOL
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bydownhill2400 (1324.98) downhill2400 View Channel Send Message
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I think it's just you dick brain.
Yup. Almost positive.
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByFire37Rescue (12195.00) 
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@ajang Now that was funny! LOL
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bydownhill2400 (1324.98) downhill2400 View Channel Send Message
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@ajang lol.
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByTriode (472.40) 
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If you are making lots and lots of $ they stop nagging, whining and bitching. But, lads, always before gettin' married get a pre-nuptial agreement signed as some ladies will do a grabbitandrun on you if you become wealthy.
Another method is to set up a trust for your wealth.
I've had plenty of ladies make discrete and not-so-discrete inquiries about what I might be worth.
Paul McCartney married a one-legged, alleged ex-prostitute who was a big-time gold digger and he lost a chunk of his fortu More..
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByTriode (472.40) 
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When you become the perfect man maybe then you will find the perfect woman.....
Posted Sep-22-2012 Bywargypzy (501.00) wargypzy View Channel Send Message
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at least you had that one day.
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bypsinned (437.90) 
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And she made an awesome sandwich.
Posted Sep-21-2012 BySomeTosser (2480.88) 
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@SomeTosser she dedicated her life to the making of that awesome sandwich
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByQwak Qwak (92.60) 
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@SomeTosser i like your avatar xD
Posted Sep-22-2012 ByTraci Sutherland-Gibbs (1089.70) 
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@Traci Sutherland-Gibbs :)
Posted Sep-22-2012 BySomeTosser (2480.88) 
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Fairy tale.
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByMartyr_Machine (435.66) Martyr_Machine Send Message
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Women are only happy when they are bitching.
Posted Sep-21-2012 Byniltomega (757.98) 
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who posted this? adam?
Posted Sep-21-2012 Byref0nator (39.42) ref0nator View Channel Send Message
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@ref0nator not even him would say that.. he was in heaven and cos of that bitch eve they got sent to earth..
Posted Sep-22-2012 Bytintin911 (81.20) tintin911 View Channel Send Message
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Sounds like someone doesn't have a good relationship with his significant other.
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bylucidx1 (957.50) 
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Well, he posted a redhead. I at least live with blondes. They tell me that they don't nag.
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bymlivsey (1104.56) 
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@mlivsey And you had better listen! LOL
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bydownhill2400 (1324.98) downhill2400 View Channel Send Message
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Secret weapon; they don't speak English. It's a big time saver.
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bymlivsey (1104.56) 
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long long long ago
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByBIGLOUBRUNO (1958.50) 
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So the perfect woman has no tits, no ass, and is anorexic?? ....give me a woman with some curves
Posted Sep-22-2012 Bymikeallenbrown (113.44) 
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Fat girls need luven too!
Posted Sep-22-2012 ByGraveMatter- (1022.92) GraveMatter- View Channel Send Message
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No there didnt.
Posted Sep-22-2012 ByFreakster (451.80) 
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Quite right, she married me 35 years ago, so you poor bastards have to put up with what's left.
Posted Sep-22-2012 Byknurt (106.70) 
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another friday night huh guys
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByLostSomewhereInSpace (2446.30) 
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