July 11, 2012.
Local metallurgist, silver investor and unconventional entrepreneur, Lucidx1 has raised the bar to an all time high in the highly prestigious and difficult world record setting race of writing the word "Poop" INSIDE of empty iced tea cans. Raising the record to one can in one night, Lucidx1 has surpassed the record of zero cans in one night set by the previous record holder who's identity is concealed due to shame.

"I didn't think I'd really be able to achieve this much, but with the help of friends, family, my loving girlfriend of course a lot of hard work I've made it to where I am now, I wonder what the next big step will be for me in this highly competitive field." Lucidx1 said, while being interviewed by a reporter.

Not only did Lucidx1 break this incredibly bizarre but difficult record but he also did it after consuming an unsaid number (definitely plural) of shots of straight tequila. When the previous record holder attempted to defame him of his claim to the record, lucidx1 had this to say, "Alcohol is not a performance enhancing drug." The previous record holder had no further remarks.