Chimp lights fire
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Now he knows how to cook her face before he eats it.
Posted Dec-31-2011 ByAgnostiConservative (134.88) 
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Nobody cares when I pick a perfect marshmallow stick......
Posted Dec-31-2011 Bylusthog03 (105.74) 
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@lusthog03 lol
Posted Dec-31-2011 ByIAmPookie (35.10) 
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@FrankFrimann You hit the nail on the head. Spot on.
However, it won't be the chimps who will be the victims of learned brain washing techniques, it will be expendable humans.
Posted Dec-31-2011 ByRebel_Radius (1449.62) 
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Interesting how the chimp dis-associates himself from the fire and her. Imagine having to listen to that bitch all day. I wouldn't be surprised if in the future, he up and clobbered her. I just don't think she is anywhere near where that chimps head is.
Posted Dec-31-2011 ByRebel_Radius (1449.62) 
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@Rebel_Radius it's not a chimp. it is a bonobo. very non-aggressive, and females are the leaders.
Posted Dec-31-2011 Bykiddkidd (577.06) 
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@Rebel_Radius No kidding. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. It was hard just to make it through the video.
Posted Dec-31-2011 Byhealingduck (179.66) healingduck View Channel Send Message
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@kiddkidd Natural slaves huh? No independent thought. Well that is something to investigate, I bet the government is sponsoring that bit of research.
Posted Dec-31-2011 ByRebel_Radius (1449.62) 
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@Rebel_Radius Her grating voice and the gorilla shunning the fire are two of many things wrong with that video
Posted Jan-1-2012 Byarizonamatt (283.58) 
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It will be really cool when he burns down your house.
That will be to cover up the crime of ripping your face off.
Posted Dec-31-2011 Bydirwulf (98.00) dirwulf View Channel Send Message
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The way she was talking at first I was expecting the chimp to do it the survivior way with sticks and then it breaks out the lighter haha
Posted Dec-31-2011 ByItchy999 (458.40) 
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After he bites your face and tits off he is gonna burn down your house.
Posted Dec-31-2011 ByKissing_Hitler (69.10) 
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Just another trained pet as I can see. The only difference is that dogs dont have opposable thumbs.
Posted Dec-31-2011 Bygonehuntin (2452.76) 
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@gonehuntin Unfortunately she didn't train it to clean up the litter. They just left the plastic bottle in the smouldering ashes. Poor form for a 'conservationist' or whatever she calls herself.
Posted Dec-31-2011 Bymiken (31.62) 
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@miken and left the red case......all staged
Posted Jan-1-2012 Byarizonamatt (283.58) 
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This is Kanzi. The Einstein of primates.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanzi
He can communicate with humans using a lexigram board.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_opEeCllL1w
Posted Dec-31-2011 Bywinfred (16.62) winfred View Channel Send Message
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@winfred Thanks for that link. Good reading. I'd vote you up but alas I only have another 158 comments to go before I can do such a thing. How did you manage to get a .02 change?
Posted Dec-31-2011 Byitstwoam (35.70) 
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@musashi9
LMAO, In real life a chimp ripped the face off its female owner so I see what you did there ;-)
Posted Dec-31-2011 Bynexuspal (192.84) 
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@nexuspal actually a chimp being held at a reserve, got loose somehow and attacked the first humans it could find. It didn't know them. The people had been very kind to some other chimp at the same reserve, had raised it and lived with it, and that one had never showed any aggression towards people. The people had come to see it but the other one got loose and was mad at people in general i guess. It tore the womans face off like you said, and ripped some guy's nuts off basically tried to tea More..
Posted Dec-31-2011 ByBeinrich_Bimmler (556.50) Beinrich_Bimmler View Channel Send Message
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@musashi9 Are you old enough to remember the album cover of Budgie (bandolier) I used to have it.
Posted Dec-31-2011 Bydeepsea443 (40.22) deepsea443 View Channel Send Message
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Chimp most probably learned that thing because of her coaching.
Posted Dec-31-2011 Byaleihs (878.76) 
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A chimp on a leash. Nothing but a circus monkey. She should be ashamed.
Posted Dec-31-2011 Bybeeftv (180.20) 
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@beeftv bubbles!
Posted Dec-31-2011 Bywickedsmilee (88.14) 
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well sure. he used a lighter. let's see him light up one of his farts, the I'll be impressed
Posted Dec-31-2011 By85cmorning (3164.20) 
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@85cmorning Now that would be a vid .
Posted Dec-31-2011 Byconcretehead01 (2839.48) concretehead01 View Channel Send Message
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It's great to see with all this election stuff going on that Obama can still make time to go camping
Posted Dec-31-2011 ByAnarchist_Cookbook (116.42) Anarchist_Cookbook View Channel Send Message
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@Anarchist_Cookbook Ha!
Posted Dec-31-2011 BySinglecoilsnap (615.60) 
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@Singlecoilsnap LOL!!!
Posted Dec-31-2011 ByYourMotha (247.10) 
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