Give a man a fish, and he'll riot for more free fish.




THE POLITICS OF FREE STUFF

The folks who are getting free stuff,
Don't like the folks who are paying for the free stuff,
Because the folks who are paying for the free stuff,
Can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.


And,
The folks who are paying for the free stuff,
Want the free stuff to stop.
And the folks who are getting the free stuff,
Want even more free stuff on top of the free stuff they're getting already.


Now the people who are forcing people to pay for the free stuff,
Have told the people who are receiving the free stuff,
That the people who are paying for the free stuff,
Are being mean, prejudiced and racist.


So, the people who are getting the free stuff,
Have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the
free stuff because they are selfish. And they are promised more free stuff if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the free stuff to to give them even more free stuff.