The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he heard a frantic
commotion just at the edge of the woods.
He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a
'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.
The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about,
and trying to free
himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing
'Go Sarah' shirts came racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest.
The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear.
Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck w
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