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Constitutional Debate Rages: Public Schools Teach Global Warming and Biblical Armageddon

Constitutional debate continues over whether public schools should include biblical Armageddon alongside global warming in end-of-world curriculum.

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Added: May-28-2010 
By: gregsto
In: Arts and Entertainment
Tags: onion news, comedy, church and state, global warming, bible, christianity, Armageddon
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  • lol, i don't think some of you realize this isn't a real newscast, it's the onion (satire).

    Posted May-28-2010 By 
    Gyloir (44.10)  

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  • An unfilmed species of assholes? I don't believe that.

    Posted May-28-2010 By 
    Mlord (119.60)  

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  • I though this debate was for real,, then came the Asshole comment and I gave myself a Coke shower!!! all over my monitor, keyboard, mouse and work documents!!!!! HA !!! this cought me off guard!! wow!!!!!!!!!

    LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!

    Posted May-28-2010 By 
    figatomek (12282.78)  

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  • Doom! DOOM! THE END IS HIGH!
    Make the children shit their pants in terror at the end of the world story, then offer them a solution only their imaginary god can save them from.
    Such nice Christians.
    Religion has no place in the public school system except in MYTHOLOGY class.
    Thus endeth the lesson.

    Posted May-28-2010 By 
    michael567 (1930.60)

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  • Gotta love The Onion :-)

    Posted May-28-2010 By 
    Si_the_Pi (10.56)

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  • i didnt know it was onion until he said asshole.

    Posted May-28-2010 By 
    Kolariah (211.36)
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  • lol

    dude in the middle looks like a young Ron Howard.

    Posted May-28-2010 By 
    boomersooner (2093.14)  

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  • No religious or political brainwashing should be allowed in schools.
    And that includes Earth worship.

    The Onion is great

    Posted May-28-2010 By 
    Dave556 (1948.96)  

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  • lolz......and double lolz at the people that always think these are real...........

    Posted May-28-2010 By 
    fern420 (3232.98)  

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  • Get your kids away from the teachers union and political correctness. Home school or private school, anything but left wing indoctrination..!

    Posted May-28-2010 By 
    wozzoo (145.54)

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