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How to Deal With a Rabid Marsupial

Rabid by definition ; Raging; uncontrollable Of or affected by rabies.

Step 1: Chase the rabid one with a blunt object.
Step 2: If chasing the rabid one fails, then proceed to corner the animal and try to stomp its head.
Step 3: If that fails, roll a blunt for the little one, take a break for a moment, then proceed to chase it.
Step 4: If all else fails, let the rabid one be.

* If the rabid one is compulsively stalking your comments on liveleak.com, let the b*tch run its mouth * Because we all know that a rabid animal doesn't have much more time before it croaks.


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Added: Sep-17-2007 
By: Arrogance666
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