Unreliable sources said the it was a wonderful joyous day for all that attended. After his rousing Bull Shit speech the festivities began. they had a best way to beat your wife competition, followed by public hangings of homosexuals...(plenty of volunteers) not to mention..getting drunk on fermented Camel Piss.

And the capital of the new caliphate will not be Cairo, Mecca, or Medina. It will be….JERUSALEM! I guess he forget to thank the American taxpayers and Barack Hussein Obama for his generous donation of $1.5 billion in U.S. taxpayer money recently given to the Muslim Brotherhood.
Allah Akbar.