There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. LiveLeak is controlling the transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to show a new Russian invention on how to avoid traffic congestion, we will show it.

For the next 4 min 22 sec, sit quietly (I tried to trim it shorter, but there is something wrong with the clip and all my editors give a parsing error) and we will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the highways and roads of Russia.