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"If there be any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold their peace"
"Cya bitch, big man upstairs is the one with the problem, not me"
LOL! If you were the wedding minister, how could you NOT throw in a joke after that!
@Bosmal That was not God doing the lightnig, it was Tom Lykus because he is a closet homo
You are all WRONG. THOR APPROVES!!!
@Bosmal ZEUS was not pleased... Doesn't approve the marriage..
@Bosmal God try to save them from marriage.
Photographer- "I'll go and get a smaller flash"...
@sockdip lmao!! made me laugh maaan!!!
@sockdip hahah i want to give up a thump now too damn badly!
hold the umbrella higher
@BasicChannel Somebody who dropped a couple hundred g's on a beach wedding probably....
It costs $200k for a wedding on a beach? Seriously?
@BasicChannel Most women i know would rather get hit with 1.21 gigawatts than get frizzy hair from the rain!
@aja9910 Um, that's like a Hawaiian beach wedding bro. Outside of the Middle East we treat ladies like, ya know, ladies and go all out and treat them to shit. Read a magazine or something before posting retarded questions that could be answered by watching a television show or movie.
This is in Hawaii. Sky God says she no virgin. Angry.
I look forward to more of your well thought out insightful comments :)
consensual sex in the missionary position
@sheepwhisperer make a sheep soundbite.
@cubanoz123 you sir, have one of the best avatar/sound bite combos ever. Funny shit.
@BullCity22 the sound made my day...
@digitroll I think you'll find that the correct phrase is 'snackbar'.
@digitroll Yeah, after watching so many Syria videos it's just not the same.
I think you'r lost...
I DON'T THINK ZEUS APPROVED!!!
@goobies Most definitely not.
@lulz87 Fuck Zeus, Thor is better
"Welp, I'm outta here"
I'd put that umbrella down if i were you...
@FellowChap Or give it to the bitch to hold.
[Title] You'd better be nervous to marry in any circumstance..
@10cc ba dum tss
keep clicking between 6 and 7 second.. and check out that white shirted guys best moves!
@okoooook Yeaaaa, punch that lightning!
@okoooook former boxeur fell asleep.. waked up with the noise "oh uh what inning is this"
@okoooook haha he got some kung fu shit ready right there
@okoooook probably woke him up
"Oh yes yes the rings"
Cameraman, "Yep, one more quick pic and then I'm gettin the fuck outta here."
Dude, that's not a good sign.
almost saved him 50 years of misery
Ok, now hold the umbrella just a little bit higher.
No need to use flash on camera ffs!
Live video of Thor arriving for a day of filming Thor 2
Dude, the Gods are trying to say: RUUUUUN, RUUUUUN!!! She's gonna eat your heart, take your wallet and crush your balls.
The day I served my ex with divorce papers, she made an accusation of abuse against me. (2 little ones) the same fucking day. Restraining order, removed from marital residence, and 250,000 in lawyer fees later, I end up with no child support and 50/50 placement of kids. Kill the bitch NOW!!!!
Yea, hold the umbrella higher Mr. Smartguy...
If there is anyone who objects, let them speak now, or
forever hold their... ---B U H Z Z A M ! ! !-----
Zeus does not approve of this marriage.
@Cypriot Zeus is a bitch. THAT.. was Thor!
Zeus says that Thor is gay.
@Cypriot Your god was nailed to a cross. Thor has a hammer.
Thor said "nah-un"~~~~~
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