Now that the postscripts are being written about Van Jones' brief career as the Obama administration's in-house revolutionary (Green Jobs Czar), the logical question is... which nefarious, unvetted, radical pervert Czar can we rid ourselves of next? There are some attractive candidates, ranging from a guy who thinks it's ok to murder newborn children, to a guy who thinks animals should be able to sue people (with HIS help, of course), to a guy who openly wants to destroy our right to free speech. EC gives you a tour.