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Laughable Deposition Testimony (Raise Your Right Hand...Your Other Right Hand)

When taking a person's deposition, how credible they come across is just as important as the actual responses they give (and sometimes more important than their words). Not knowing your right hand from left is not a good start to the questioning.

Not sounding like you are speaking much English (despite intending to) does not really help the side who offered up the witness, and can actually result in all testimony being deemed inadmissible by the court. I dont know the facts of this case (maybe there are simply no other witnesses willing or available).

Maybe this is only funny to me. Please dont make any racial comments on this post, for such comments are just stupid.

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Added: Oct-24-2007 
By: Facetious for Kicks
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  • I forgot to mention that I extend my sympathies if you have to deal with people like this on a regular basis...which I think you've already stated.

    One lawyer mentions that he's from Jackson which leads me to believe this deposition was taken in Mississippi, a state that is notorious for its low education levels. A quick Google reveals them hanging tough at #48 out of 50. What the hell did Nevada and Arizona do to be ranked lower than Mississippi!?!?

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  • REPOST!!!! I demand that 1.50 pts be taken away from your points that were not honestly earned !!! Right now! I'm PMing all of the mods once I leave this REPOST :)

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  • Phrank: "You said this under your post, I mean repost:

    "Maybe this is only funny to me. Please dont make any racial comments on this post, for such comments are just stupid."

    Then why did you post this video and think it's funny?

    You think it's funny because the person is profoundly stupid, incapable of coherent speech, and is a stereotype for the ignorant black.

    Methinks YOU are the racist..."
    you sure can twist things out of proportion.

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  • skysoldier82nd: "
    Phrank: "You said this under your post, I mean repost:

    "Maybe this is only funny to me. Please dont make any racial comments on this post, for such comments are just stupid."

    Then why did you post this video and think it's funny?

    You think it's funny because the person is profoundly stupid, incapable of coherent speech, and is a stereotype for the ignorant black.

    Methinks YOU are the racist..."
    FFK is far from racist. "
    You tell'em sky More..

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  • Punch_The_Monkey: "This woman's vote is surely going to cancel mine out. Sometimes living in a democracy isn't fair."
    LMAO! Now thats thinking outside the box.

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  • why aren't my comments showing?? what the hell?

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  • She seems to be mentally handicapped. That might impinge her credibility with the jury.

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  • So many harsh and insensitive comments here. I believe the poor lady is illiterate, with severely diminished mental capacity. None of which is her fault. Cut her some slack, please. Show her some love. Have some empathy.

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  • menolikey: "
    Facetious for Kicks: "
    vgroove: "
    Facetious for Kicks: "
    Phrank: "You said this under your post, I mean repost:

    "Maybe this is only funny to me. Please dont make any racial comments on this post, for such comments are just stupid."

    Then why did you post this video and think it's funny?

    You think it's funny because the person is profoundly stupid, incapable of coherent speech, and is a stereotype for the ignorant black.

    Methinks YOU are the racist..."
    M More..
    Me thinks this is a REPOST!!!!!"
    Hauls off and smacks the shit out of V. Yeah, I just smacked a girl, she deserved it. (puts himself in time out).
    "
    *hauls of and smacks ffk for smacking v* you don't ever smack a girl, even if she deserves it!! *pushes ffk to the corner*"
    What's with all this 3-some like behavior with you guys today? Something going on I don't know about?

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  • vgroove: "REPOST!!!! I demand that 1.50 pts be taken away from your points that were not honestly earned !!! Right now! I'm PMing all of the mods once I leave this REPOST :)"
    ...and just what damn key words was I supposed to use to search for this video, LOL! BTW, I am flagging your for spamming :P

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  • menolikey: "
    vgroove: "REPOST!!!! I demand that 1.50 pts be taken away from your points that were not honestly earned !!! Right now! I'm PMing all of the mods once I leave this REPOST :)"
    damn ffk!! vgroove is out to get your head!! "
    LOL, can't help but think and write dirty on HUMP day :)

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  • Yeah skyhawk, I think she may be mentally lax, sad to see you can tell she's a sweet woman. I've seen this on LL before I believe.........what do they normally call that......oh yeah a REPOST........LOL, sorry FFK I could'nt resist. You might want to protect your neck FFK seems as though V is out to get cha......lol.

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  • Classic case of Diminished capacity!

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  • vgroove: "REPOST!!!! I demand that 1.50 pts be taken away from your points that were not honestly earned !!! Right now! I'm PMing all of the mods once I leave this REPOST :)"
    damn ffk!! vgroove is out to get your head!!

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  • Facetious for Kicks: "
    Phrank: "You said this under your post, I mean repost:

    "Maybe this is only funny to me. Please dont make any racial comments on this post, for such comments are just stupid."

    Then why did you post this video and think it's funny?

    You think it's funny because the person is profoundly stupid, incapable of coherent speech, and is a stereotype for the ignorant black.

    Methinks YOU are the racist..."
    Me thinks you have no clue...better yet, m More..
    Me thinks this is a REPOST!!!!!

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  • crackattack...

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  • he is raising the roof people...snicker..snicker..laughing my ars of here..

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  • i didn't understand a word that woman said! it's hilarious the way she put up both hands!! lmao!!

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  • menolikey: "
    driedjello: "
    menolikey: "i didn't understand a word that woman said! it's hilarious the way she put up both hands!! lmao!!"
    agreed. She is just so likeable I think they need to let her go. What a sweetheart!"
    lol wtf? dj, she could have commited armed robbery and you're ready to let her go?? lol you're such a sweetie!! lol"
    You both crack me up!!!

    DJ, you are just too damn sweet, which I love very much about you :)

    Meno, do you really think th More..

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  • What type of law do you practice, FFK?

    I've had to go to civil court a few times(parental custody disputes...yay) and I was surprised by the insanity I saw while other cases were being heard by the court, and that had to be nothing compared to criminal court!

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  • lasrever: "
    menolikey: "
    Facetious for Kicks: "
    vgroove: "
    Facetious for Kicks: "
    Phrank: "You said this under your post, I mean repost:

    "Maybe this is only funny to me. Please dont make any racial comments on this post, for such comments are just stupid."

    Then why did you post this video and think it's funny?

    You think it's funny because the person is profoundly stupid, incapable of coherent speech, and is a stereotype for the ignorant black.

    Methinks YOU are the racist..."
    M More..
    Me thinks this is a REPOST!!!!!"
    Hauls off and smacks the shit out of V. Yeah, I just smacked a girl, she deserved it. (puts himself in time out).
    "
    *hauls of and smacks ffk for smacking v* you don't ever smack a girl, even if she deserves it!! *pushes ffk to the corner*"
    What's with all this 3-some like behavior with you guys today? Something going on I don't know about?"
    yes las, we're having an internet 3'some. lol babe, we're just goofing around, having fun! lol

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  • menolikey: "
    vgroove: "REPOST!!!! I demand that 1.50 pts be taken away from your points that were not honestly earned !!! Right now! I'm PMing all of the mods once I leave this REPOST :)"
    damn ffk!! vgroove is out to get your head!! "
    i just read that back to myself, and it doesn't sound right.


    it probably would have sounded better if i put, vgroove is out to get your head on a stick!
    is that better? lol

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  • I wish I could understand what she is saying. 8/

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  • menolikey: "
    lasrever: "
    menolikey: "
    Facetious for Kicks: "
    vgroove: "
    Facetious for Kicks: "
    Phrank: "You said this under your post, I mean repost:

    "Maybe this is only funny to me. Please dont make any racial comments on this post, for such comments are just stupid."

    Then why did you post this video and think it's funny?

    You think it's funny because the person is profoundly stupid, incapable of coherent speech, and is a stereotype for the ignorant black.

    Methinks YOU are the racist..."
    M More..
    Me thinks this is a REPOST!!!!!"
    Hauls off and smacks the shit out of V. Yeah, I just smacked a girl, she deserved it. (puts himself in time out).
    "
    *hauls of and smacks ffk for smacking v* you don't ever smack a girl, even if she deserves it!! *pushes ffk to the corner*"
    What's with all this 3-some like behavior with you guys today? Something going on I don't know about?"
    yes las, we're having an internet 3'some. lol babe, we're just goofing around, having fun! lol"
    internet 3some... with FFK??? *changes channel*

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  • menolikey: "
    menolikey: "
    vgroove: "REPOST!!!! I demand that 1.50 pts be taken away from your points that were not honestly earned !!! Right now! I'm PMing all of the mods once I leave this REPOST :)"
    damn ffk!! vgroove is out to get your head!! "
    i just read that back to myself, and it doesn't sound right.


    it probably would have sounded better if i put, vgroove is out to get your head on a stick!
    is that better? lol"
    ...not much better actually, LMAO!

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