GET IT OUT OF MY F*UCKING EYE!
Hey LL's! This is my first post! Wooo Hoooo! So, I got a contact stuck in my eye and could' get it out I had never used one before and it was purely for aesthetics.
I give props to those of you that use 'em. Its pretty hard to keep your eye open when a finger is jabbing at it lol
Oh, about a week ago there were complaints about Youtube embeds. Personally, I prefer them over uploading to LL. They load faster and are easier to search/seek in...what do you think?
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Hit the bricks.
Posted Apr-12-2012 ByVerstand Reeks (93.20) 
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Haha nice.
I remember getting contacts for the first time. I think I was 13 or so. I thought to myself, there is no way in hell I will be able to do this. Took me like 20 minutes to do it the first time, and another 20 to get them out. This lasted for about a week.
Now it takes 20 seconds to do the entire process.
You will get used to it, I promise you!
PS: It is much harder when you have someone else trying to put it in, it freaks you out more!
Posted Apr-12-2012 By88Viking (25.70) 
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@88Viking he ain't 13 though...well on the outside!
Posted Apr-12-2012 ByOgrish D Ogre (80.00) 
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@Ogrish D Ogre ?
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byphaze421 (126.16) 
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@phaze421 this ghuy acts like a big pussy over a contact, a 13 yr old may make such a fuss, but a grown man? Lucky this generation didn't need to be drafted, could you imagine being trapped in a foxhole with this twat? He would need a bit of friendly fire!
Posted Apr-12-2012 ByOgrish D Ogre (80.00) 
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@Ogrish D Ogre I'm going to give you a lesson in Logical Fallacies. Fallacies are most commonly used in ad's and political campaigns. Most notably, the Red Herring fallacy.
An argument is valid if, and only if, A=B and B=C therefore it's logical to conclude A=C.
The Non Sequitur fallacy, by its definition, states: an argument in which the conclusion does not necessarily follow from the premises. In other words, a logical connection is implied where none exists.
Premise A= I'm a pussy.
Premi More..
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byphaze421 (126.16) 
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@phaze421 uh... yeah, you failed philosophy 101 didn't you.
A≠B, B≠C, therefore, A≠C. not even close on my original statement.
My statement is correct. If under fire you acted the same you would need to be silenced to save your squadron. One whiny bitch could get all killed.
Better yet, if you were wounded out in the woods how would you react if you can't even suck it up and have a bit of plastic laid on your eye...very gently.
your comment reply has shown you are an asshole as well as a More..
Posted Apr-13-2012 ByOgrish D Ogre (80.00) 
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and hopefully your last
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byrlnbns (1482.12) 
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@rlnbns ya, screw that BS.
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byphaze421 (126.16) 
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Ohhhh exciting stuff right ther!
Posted Apr-12-2012 ByoStarskreamo (38.20) 
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he cant help but blink because its a corneal reflex!
Posted Apr-12-2012 Bynapster835 (70.40) 
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Opto-Dr's have pulled crap outta my eyes a more that few times... stupid stuff mostly ...from cleaning a rusty wire gouge, break fluid and metal shavings, Arc welding without a mask to FFF Black Powder imbedded in the whites of my eyes.... They use dental picks to get black powder outta the whites of yer eyes... and the sharp fluted edge of a 16Ga needle to scrape the rust outta the hole the wire was in... all she told me was... don't move your eye.... I for once was actually quite nervous about More..
Posted Apr-12-2012 ByTEX (838.60) 
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@TEX lmao...a rusty wire in the eye is definitely not something I'd want to experience!
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byphaze421 (126.16) 
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what's the point of those things again?..is it for the pain in the ass, or the GF assist?
Posted Apr-12-2012 Bysoilentgreene (782.20) 
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@soilentgreene GF assist lol
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byphaze421 (126.16) 
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I find it easier to slide it off then pinch it off
Posted Apr-12-2012 Bykoopa (4.20) 
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@koopa thats what she said!
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byphaze421 (126.16) 
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you know what ...just put it on youtube....and leave it there.
Posted Apr-12-2012 ByOgrish D Ogre (80.00) 
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@Ogrish D Ogre Thanks for your input
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byphaze421 (126.16) 
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lol that sucks
Posted Apr-12-2012 ByBrassChaser117 (80.60) 
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I gotta admit I lol'd when your eye was bugging out like Ren and Stimpy.
Posted Apr-12-2012 ByCrying Freeman (89.18) 
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@Crying Freeman lol
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byphaze421 (126.16) 
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it's 1000x times easier to do it yourself, just look away and place it on the side. Once it's in there all you have to do is look around clockwise and it'll settle in to place.
Getting it out can still be a pain though heh
Posted Apr-12-2012 ByRoach1983 (1253.76) Roach1983 View Channel Send Message
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the idea of putting anything in my eyes does not appeal to me at all.i'll stick with my glasses thanks!
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byasylumta2 (812.48) 
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@asylumta2 After going through this, I agree with you 100%
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byphaze421 (126.16) 
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@phaze421 a similar thing happened to my wife a few years ago.she fell asleep with one of her lenses in and ended up going to A and E to get it removed.i've never used them so i had no idea how to get it out for her.she needed antibiotic drops for a week and she hasn't worn lenses since.
Posted Apr-13-2012 Byasylumta2 (812.48) 
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Duffus. Why did you put a contact in your eye? Was it one of those fake colored ones or something? You can lose them under your lids. Hard to find. You can also tear them or nick them and they scratch your eye.
I bet you wont do that again. ha ha
Posted Apr-12-2012 Bytat2d (3086.68) 
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@tat2d lol it was a novelty colored one. My GF swaps prescription ones in and out in like 10 seconds. So I ordered some to see what it was like. Just one of those random things to do in life.
Posted Apr-12-2012 Byphaze421 (126.16) 
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@phaze421 Oh I understand. I do wear contacts and have had for many years. I do have very bright blue eyes, and I wanted to Dick around with them after these contacts came out. But, the difference is, I already wore them. I actually saw in a Flea market and a couple gas stations where they sell those colored contacts with no prescription for around 20 bucks. Makes me wonder, ha ha, how many kids bought the soccer ball and target eye, would be cool until they wanted it out after they were shit fa More..
Posted Apr-12-2012 Bytat2d (3086.68) 
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