A new SPORTS DRINK is making the rounds among US troops preparing for NUCLEAR WAR in the Middle East. Not only is the drink reported to stave off RADIATION SICKNESS, but it also appears to combat fear of heights, as well as giving the user boosted stamina, adrenaline, and sexual potency. In this animated short, we can clearly see US military personnel taking advantage of the AMAZING properties of the drink during insertion into a dangerous combat zone, the NUCLEAR-EQUIPPED PAKISTAN THEATRE.
So, IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIGHT A NUCLEAR WAR, YOU'LL WANT THE RIGHT SPORTS DRINK!
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