Why did the Occupier cross the road?
-because the free condoms were there
-because the free clothing give away was there
-because the free Ben & Jerry's cart was there
-because the free STD clinic was there
-because the free forum for Womyn 's Studies and Queer Musicology majors was there.
-because his **** was stuck inside the chicken.
-to get away from the free soap.
-because when you live in a country where opportunities are for anyone who will work,
you cross the road to get to "the other side".
... Because ACORN was registering voters on the other side.
... So they could move their food tents away from the homeless.
... Because someone was handing out free Che Guevara T-Shirts.
... So they could break the hips of old ladies by pushing them down the stairs, and there are no stairs on their side.
... Because McDonald's job applications were being dumped on them, and job applications are poison.
... Because someone was distributing free Tofurkey (faux turkey made of tofu.. Blech).
... Because there are national TV cameras, and they want their 15 minutes of fame.
... Because there was an American flag to burn.
... So they could take their sweet time crossing, in order to block traffic.
[/*][*]Because Mickey Moore[on] showed up with large food stains on his 'wife-beater' T-shirt that screamed "FREE FOOD!" for hungry 'turfers, on the other side.[/*][/list]
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