Insane standing jump 
awesome!
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Added: Jul-21-2012
By: brrrtmn
In: Other Entertainment
Tags: insane, standing, jump, wow, usa
Location: United States (load item map)
Marked as: approved, featured
Views: 165676 | Comments: 902 | Votes: 73 | Favorites: 79 | Shared: 5830 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 3
By: brrrtmn
In: Other Entertainment
Tags: insane, standing, jump, wow, usa
Location: United States (load item map)
Marked as: approved, featured
Views: 165676 | Comments: 902 | Votes: 73 | Favorites: 79 | Shared: 5830 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 3
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I was going to make fun of him for his over dramatic warm-up, but seeing him pull that off leaves me with nothing to do but clap.
A few months ago while drunk, I tried to do a standing jump up 3 stairs. My toes hit the edge of the second, not even third, stair. I face planted and fell backwards to the floor, then my dog ran over and stepped on my face, apparently in an effort to find out wtf that noise was and why my nose was bleeding.
Posted Jul-21-2012 ByCytosol (149.50) 
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@Cytosol lol that was a great story
Posted Jul-21-2012 Bydavebaron666 (216.86) 
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@Cytosol Kudos to your dog and you.
Posted Jul-21-2012 Bywii2055 (105.00) wii2055 View Channel Send Message
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i'd prefer to watch your version
Posted Jul-21-2012 ByBONGOS (101.50) 
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...and they said white men can't jump.
Posted Jul-21-2012 Bydantorzeal (31.00) 
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@dantorzeal Now we need a black guy on here that can swim. Or ski, either one.
Posted Jul-21-2012 Byzetty (362.50) 
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Pretty amazing. I bet I could drink more beer than him though. =)
Posted Jul-21-2012 BySinglecoilsnap (615.50) 
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So what! my cat does this shit all day long.
Posted Jul-21-2012 ByAliasXR (87.10) 
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Smirk, I can do that shit... I can tape measure way better than that jumpy guy...
Posted Jul-21-2012 Bygodbluff (128.50) 
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I guess white men can jump
Posted Jul-21-2012 Byredog (797.72) 
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That was impressive. Wish I had super human agility instead of nicotine caked lungs.
Posted Jul-21-2012 ByHermit (12.70) 
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Fuck the haters. He's in better shape than 99% of the people on here talkin shit. He could have been working on that for a while so let him be happy. And how can you get mad at a guy for being happy anyway..
Posted Jul-21-2012 ByAmericanPatriot (61.70) 
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Hater's gonna hate..
Posted Jul-21-2012 Byluisxbeltran (146.70) 
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Start using metric system!!!
Posted Jul-21-2012 Byrusssky (265.92) 
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he is white, so clearly fake. ;)
Posted Jul-22-2012 Byseawall64 (23.80) 
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wow what a beast
Posted Jul-21-2012 Bymitra32203 (56.70) mitra32203 View Channel Send Message
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@mitra32203 gay
Posted Jul-21-2012 Byundertheinfluence321 (47.90) 
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That particular white man, can jump.
Posted Jul-21-2012 ByBelfunk2001 (67.38) 
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white man can jump after all lmao
Posted Jul-21-2012 Bylucky_707 (-11.80) 
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@lucky_707
Must be genetical manipulation involved.
Posted Jul-21-2012 ByInqWiper (232.10) 
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Apes genes in action
Posted Jul-21-2012 ByJamc666 (173.42) Jamc666 View Channel Send Message
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And they say white men cant jump.
Posted Jul-21-2012 ByKissing_Hitler (69.10) 
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Impressive jump, but if you don't measure in meters/cm it doesn't count.
Posted Jul-21-2012 ByIdontlikefish (353.28) 
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@Idontlikefish This is 'merica. We don't need your fancy numbers system. =)
Posted Jul-21-2012 BySinglecoilsnap (615.50) 
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@Idontlikefish Trolol. Usually these kind of distances are measures in parsecs.
Posted Jul-21-2012 Bywii2055 (105.00) wii2055 View Channel Send Message
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@Idontlikefish No, only the British Imperial Measuring system counts, not crappy surrender monkey metres.
Posted Jul-22-2012 Bymorganson281 (53.80) 
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