I used to manage a shop a few years ago when an American came in and said, "Hey, do you have flip flops?", I said "Flip what?", he said those things you put on yur feet?", I said Oh, you lookin` for thongs?" He looked at me stupid and said, "No I dont want to wear them on my ass, on my feet!", after i said thats what we call them, he bought 2 pair.
Quoted comment by Blackwolfhunting: I used to manage a shop a few years ago when an American came in and said, "Hey, do you have flip flops?", I said "Flip what?", he said those things you put on yur feet?", I said Oh, you lookin` for thongs?" He looked at me stupid and said, "No I dont want to wear them on my ass, on my feet!", after i said thats what we call them, he bought 2 pair.
Quoted comment by Blackwolfhunting: I used to manage a shop a few years ago when an American came in and said, "Hey, do you have flip flops?", I said "Flip what?", he said those things you put on yur feet?", I said Oh, you lookin` for thongs?" He looked at me stupid and said, "No I dont want to wear them on my ass, on my feet!", after i said thats what we call them, he bought 2 pair.
My mum was in the US recently and asked for a pair of thongs. After a bit of confusion, she got what she wanted.
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He did better than I expected. He didnt land flat on his ass at all...
Posted Aug-31-2009 by "Darock" (R)
Ack. The slobification of America.
Posted Aug-31-2009 by "Wee-Todd-Ed" (R)
Like all drunks he got there in the end.
Posted Aug-31-2009 by "fr33thinker" (R)
? germany or austria
Posted Aug-31-2009 by "wuschii" (R)
Yaaaaa Ohhhhh Mehhhh Waaahhh
Posted Aug-31-2009 by "Harpy" (R)
...because people speak German in America?
Posted Sep-1-2009 by "Metapotent" (R)
I used to manage a shop a few years ago when an American came in and said, "Hey, do you have flip flops?", I said "Flip what?", he said those things you put on yur feet?", I said Oh, you lookin` for thongs?" He looked at me stupid and said, "No I dont want to wear them on my ass, on my feet!", after i said thats what we call them, he bought 2 pair.
Posted Sep-1-2009 by "Blackwolfhunting" (R)
Good story.
Posted Sep-1-2009 by "raaaskl" (R)
My mum was in the US recently and asked for a pair of thongs. After a bit of confusion, she got what she wanted.
Posted Sep-1-2009 by "big_sniff" (R)