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Obama Reaches Out to 'Moderate' Pirate Community

After maintaining his silence for two days, President Obama will soon make his first public statement about the pirate attack upon an U.S.-flagged vessel off the Horn of Africa. After several inquiries and a few well-placed bribes, Exurban League has received an early transcript of the President's remarks:

-Good evening. As you know, early yesterday, Somali-based pirates attacked the Maersk Alabama, a freighter carrying relief supplies to Kenya. While we do not yet know all the details, the Alabama's crew re-took control of the vessel and forced the pirates off the ship.

Since the pirates are still holding the captain, I have sent FBI negotiators to facilitate his safe and speedy release. I assure his friends and family that I will not stop until this man-made disaster is resolved in a peaceful, tolerant and ecologically-sound manner.

Obviously, this in


Added: Apr-11-2009 
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  • The sooner the "Obama Haters" section is created, the better.

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  • A black pirate walks into a bar/pub with a parrot on his shoulder. He orders a drink and the barman says " hey thats neat, where did you get that from ?". The parrot says " africa....there's millions of em there".

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  • waste of bandwidth.

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  • I pirate walked into a bar

    Arghhhhhhhh

    (He walked into a bar as in a bar of steel but the joke is typicaly know as a pub so thats why it's funny)

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    • A pirate walked into a bar

      Arghhhhhhhh

      (He walked into a bar as in a bar of steel but the joke is typicaly known as a pub so thats why it's funny)

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  • I don't know what you guys are bitchin' about...

    'Cause that was fucking funny...Funny is good, even at the expense of Barry Obama, I mean Barry Soetoro, or, isn't it also Barack Soetoro?... AND Barry Dunham... plus Barack Dunham....ahem...Oh, almost forgot the CURRENT one, Barrack Hussein Obama. (whew)

    Did I miss any aliases?

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  • we've been hearing about Somali pirates for some time and now and how they have hijacked numerous ships but when the ship is flying an American flag, somehow the story becomes super important now? Gimme a break.

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    • they can't carry guns on those ships. why are you so quick to think this is another gov't conspiracy>?
      i think you are a black kid, upset that his native people are acting like fools.
      thats just the impression i get from reading your drool. sorry if it came off as racist and that i am NOT

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    • ???

      ...and giraffes have long necks too. What the hell are you cluckin' about? Gov conspiracy? That thought wasnt even on the radar when I made my comments. The you assume im a 'black kid' whos embarrassed by my people? HOLY JESUS AGE CHRIST!?

      Listen, im not sure if english is your first language (and that would be perfectly OK if it wasnt) but you should really make sure you know what your talking (and typing) about before engaging me in any kind of conversation since I dunno what the he More..

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    • We don't pay ransom.

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    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran-Contra_affair

      care to revise that statement?

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  • If they can trace the cell phone call of some rebel leaders in Afghanistan and send a rocket to that location, why do the act so weak now? Black Gold ? Texas Tea?

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  • rofl^^^

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  • 'cringe'
    um...

    who is this? black chavez?

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