Denver International Airport has, once again, drawn the attention of conspiracy theorists. This time, though, the focus isn't on Bluecifer, the rumored detention facilities below DIA, or even the airport's "strangely large amount of space." This time the focus is slightly more adult themed.

Huge dicks. Everywhere. Pointing skyward. Even seen from space.

The analysis, is brought to you by William Tapley, also known as the "Third Eagle of the Apocolypse" and "The Co-Prophet of the End Times."

He is not, as yet, a registered sex offender.

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