A great and sometimes violent debate has errupted at work and is threatening to tear my office apart. Seeing that we are hopelessly dead locked on this issue, I thought maybe we'd let the gentlemen, scholars, and trolls of LiveLeak settle this dispute once and for all.
So here's the question:
Should toilet paper be hung as to have the roll come over the top or from the bottom?
Also, it's been brought to my attention that some of you nasty bastards don't wipe your ass. First, WHAT....the...F**K?? How is it that your asshole doesn't cement itself shut? And doesn't a crack full of razor-sharp dingleberrys give you that "not-so-fresh" feeling?
And for the folks out there who use their hand (and only a bare hand) to wipe your ass,.....well I don't even know what to say about that shit.
Finally, for the hippie bastards that are too lazy to hang the roll and just leave it on the back of the toilet or on the floor.....you're what wrong with America. Pick a side.
I also realize that LiveLeak reaches a world-wide audience and that some of you may not even know waht toilet paper is. Your are exempt from the poll and should insted enjoy this picture of a hippo: