A damning new study just released by the Centers for Snackbar Institutes (CSI) confirmed what many in the industry have been already dreading. The proposition of all out snackbaring has spilled dangerously out of control. With Snackbar levels currently on the rise, how much more can the world take? When will the current level of Snackbaring level out? Will it ever?
It's no secret with the violence raging in the Middle East, the levels will continue to rise for the foreseeable future. With the Syrian conflict threatening to rip open the scab of sectarian strife across the region, we could see snackbaring on a scale not seen since 642 AD.
One saving grace is that beer and bacon continues to be enjoyed in grand fashion in the West, but the overall tenor of the non-stop snackbaring is seriously cutting into the worlds fun levels.
Can Snackbaring ever be stopped?
By: RustyNailer
In: Other Middle East
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Snackbar chanting can be very explosive...LOL
"not seen since 642 AD" Lol
Posted Oct-17-2012 ByRousing Sermon (178.90) 
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Banning all video cameras and cellphones would be a real start.
It is statistically proven that the proximity of a camera is directly related to the amount of snackbaring - at least for Islamists.
It's also statistically proven that the proximity of a camera produces jokes, banter, and really bad guy-dancing - at least for Syrian non Islamists.
Posted Oct-17-2012 ByDEADBEEF (4144.76) 
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LMAO
Posted Oct-17-2012 Bymechanical engineer (54.00) 
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There's a spare Space Shuttle available in LA, maybe we can export them to the Moon. There's benefits in this.
1. They'd be closer to their god who is known to be fond of lunacy.
2. The air being thinner, their snackbaring will not be heard as much.
3. They will be distant from civilization but this cannot hurt as they've never known it.
4. To encourage embarkation we could issue small booklets detailing the virgins they'll receive (hairy, with mustache, underarm odor, tent covered).
Posted Oct-17-2012 ByTriode (464.30) 
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Graph seems legit.
Posted Oct-17-2012 ByWankzilla (158.70) 
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Brilliant. Good work here.
Posted Oct-17-2012 ByHappyFrogs (152.80) 
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If the Shiites subjugate the Sunnis the snackbar index would be quite subdued.
Stay tuned for future Smackbar Attacks that will show progress or regression of the various Snackbarable indices.
Posted Oct-17-2012 ByStamp (222.40) 
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Interesting trends in operation there. Do you think there will be a "snackbar crash" in the next couple of years?
Posted Oct-17-2012 Bypara782 (166.24) 
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No, not at all. The fundamentals point to a hockey stick for snackbarring.
Posted Oct-17-2012 ByRousing Sermon (178.90) 
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Ok. thanks for the info, I will follow any developments with interest.
Posted Oct-17-2012 Bypara782 (166.24) 
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It appears that Shit stain imposing itself upon humanity continues to grow unfortunately.
Posted Oct-17-2012 ByKoranimal (768.20) 
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mmmm Bacon...
Posted Oct-17-2012 ByJoKeR69 (49.38) JoKeR69 View Channel Send Message
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Fuck allah snackbar!
Posted Oct-17-2012 ByLickMyDuck (540.20) 
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LOL!!!!!!!!!
Posted Oct-17-2012 Byconservative hispanic (934.00) 
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LOL
Posted Oct-17-2012 Byttuck666 (59.90) 
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I'm willing to debate whether or not the snackbar levels are in fact higher than the violence levels. I of course, am basing this off of absolutely nothing.
Posted Oct-17-2012 Byfocusv5 (363.30) 
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What does "Snack bar" mean?
Posted Oct-17-2012 Byhcs76j (17.60) 
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"allahu snack bar
slogan: 'show your love for allah as you take a bite into this explosion... of flavor'
-popular in many middle-eastern countries.
tv commercial: an airline attendant asks a man on a plane "what will you be having today sir?" he stands up from his seat, pushes the attendant down and screams 'ALLAHU SNACK BAR!' as he pulls out the candy bar, the explosive flavor blasts a chunk of the plane out, and causes the plane to crash into a building."
ht More..
Posted Oct-17-2012 Byjoe prole (1632.30) 
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Thank you very much.
Posted Oct-17-2012 Byhcs76j (17.60) 
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@joe prole
Thank you very much.
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