This guy sounds like a real genius. Some dude on the Se7enSins.com forums posted screens of his TV. It seems he got banned from Xbox Live for violating the Terms of Service agreement. Understandable, but when he rebooted his Xbox 360, he got an image that said:

You have been suspended from Xbox Live. You will not be able to sign in to Xbox Live until 12/31/9999.

Ouch. Turns out the guy was playing an early copy of Halo 3. Hmm, let’s see. Guy plays unreleased game on networking service, guy gets banned. Makes sense to me. No word on how the guy got a copy of Halo 3 so early. Hit the jump for a pic of the painful permaban screenshot.