A love song by comedian Jon Lajoie


How do you show someone you love
That they are the one
So many ways to express love
It's hard to choose just one
How you gonna do it

Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
Some lesbians like eating each other's sh-t out of a cup
Some people say "I love you," some even shout it out
Some people puke semi-digested sh-t into each other's mouths

Sometimes making love's not enough,
You have to step it up
And urinating on her face
Is not enough to say "I love you"

Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
Some lesbians like eating each other's sh-t out of a cup
Some people say "I love you," some even shout it out
Some people puke semi-digested sh-t into each other's mouths

She's covered in vomit and human feces
That how I know that she needs me

She's covered in vomit and human feces
That how I know that she needs me

She's covered in vomit and human feces
That how I know that she needs me

She's covered in vomit and human feces
That how I know that she needs me

S--- in my mouth
And I'll puke it all over your face

I love you