SA;KLDJGB'LA;NMALDSKVNBLASVKN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the spot recorded. Almost 5 years of frustration with this backwards, one horse, po-dunk, cave dwelling internet. I didn't complete the list and my rant wasn't completely coherent. Belly full of booze it's like living on the fucking moon.
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Posted Jun-24-2012 ByZANGADO (3112.00) 
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Ha ha ha he's picking up the accent
Fucking brilliant.
Hope you are well mate, really good to see you again
Posted Jun-24-2012 BySpudmonkey (1226.00) 
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@Spudmonkey is he? I dont hear it, it's nice to have someone else say he is sounding Aussie..LOL
Posted Jun-24-2012 Byjenva (3611.96)

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@jenva just before and @ 1:00
Posted Jun-25-2012 BySpudmonkey (1226.00) 
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@HeyMaker84 "slower than Corky".....
I'm stealin that one bro
Posted Jun-24-2012 By85cmorning (3299.20) 
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@HeyMaker84
I hear your bullshit...at&t was the same
Posted Jun-24-2012 ByTyrone_Biggums (56.80) 
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Rwanda????
How is that possible?
Posted Jun-24-2012 Bye4bannan (27883.64) 
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@e4bannan
Rwanda still practices slavery.
Slavery gets shit done.
Posted Jun-24-2012 ByFire37Rescue (12235.80) 
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dude - how long did it take you to upload this video?
hahaa!!
Posted Jun-25-2012 Byfigatomek (13475.78) 
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@figatomek The vid was 17 mb and it took 5-8 minutes to upload
Posted Jun-25-2012 ByHollow_eyes (799.48) 
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That's a long time - YUUUP... You gots a shitty connection.
time to move!
Posted Jun-25-2012 Byfigatomek (13475.78) 
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you go girl
Posted Jun-24-2012 ByNeRdALeRt (167.30) 
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That's okay. The Foster's Lager makes it worth it.
Posted Jun-24-2012 Byjohn1054 (5513.14)

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@john1054 No one here drinks that. Pure marketing.
Posted Jun-24-2012 ByHollow_eyes (799.48) 
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Oh hell. Next you're going to tell me the women aren't all totally hot in a tomboy sort of way and the men don't wander about carrying bowie knives for use as an all-purpose utility tool.
Posted Jun-24-2012 Byjohn1054 (5513.14)

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I might have to do a follow up vid to this, we'll see how we go..
Posted Jun-25-2012 Bysmeblee (11083.00)

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@smeblee make one Smeb, we both know how the interent sucks in rural Australia...even in the cities there are people still stuck on dial up, as their phones lines have been par gained. Crazy nation we live in.
Posted Jun-25-2012 Byjenva (3611.96)

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crazy nation?
america is fukn crazy.
most aussies dont really give 2 shits about the internet
Posted Jun-26-2012 ByBeerBasher (353.90) 
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@BeerBasher you speak for all Aussies I see. When you only have dial-up as a choice (as in my area, only 21 ports available at the local exchange for broadband) get back to me on who gives a shit about the internet. Hate to tell you, but for rural Australia the internet has become very, very important...but what the hell would I know.
Posted Jun-26-2012 Byjenva (3611.96)

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why is it so important?
we dont need the internet...we just think we do.
then again the net is how you met your husband right....so i guess it means alot to you guys.
Posted Jun-27-2012 ByBeerBasher (353.90) 
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@BeerBasher I guess if you were 100 klm or more from a bank, or a shopping centre, then you would see the big picture. The net must be important to you also, you spend enough time online here....so lets not yabber with silly comments. We all know that the internet super highway has opened the doors for the world, especially in trading and communication, something that we all now see as a given right.
Posted Jun-27-2012 Byjenva (3611.96)

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you know your internet sucks when kids in Rwanda aren't lagging.
cheers Hollow eyes
Posted Jun-24-2012 ByCaptainPORKhead (507.66) CaptainPORKhead View Channel Send Message
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Even with shite internet you still make killer YourSays brother.
Cheers.
Posted Jun-24-2012 Bypapapang2007 (2911.58)

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oh that sucks man had it myself you wanna tear your own hair out...what ya tryin to play bf3 ?
Posted Jun-24-2012 Byedkemper (817.96) 
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Want fast internet? move to south Korea, they have the fastestestestests in the world.
Posted Jun-24-2012 ByLeaker89 (209.30) 
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Australia and NZ internet is FUCKING SHIT. I feel you pain. FUCK YOU TELCO CUNTS.
/rage
Posted Jun-24-2012 ByN4CR (1023.20) 
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I'm blindly ignorant, I have no idea what good internet speed is, it was only in late 2006 that broadband was on offer to my rural area, before that it was the dreaded dial-up.
From L.A to country Victoria...meh.
:-)
Posted Jun-24-2012 Byjenva (3611.96)

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You poor sad bastard...told yer she was mine...Trisha is shaking the cable matey...all the time when she aint making me coffee or food...thats why yer interwebz fuckered...mooaarfh!
lots of love...me.
maybe give the hamster who turns yer interwebz wheel more food or a kick up the arse...
Posted Jun-24-2012 Bybran (655.58) 
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