A caravan of large, armored luxury vehicles has very recently come up for sale at an unbelievable discount. If you have been searching for that perfect convoy vehicle but found that the price was simply a bit too much, THIS DEAL IS FOR YOU! Former owner says, Sell!

Some slightly visible body damage due to drone strikes, as well as blood stains and easily cleaned brain matter on the carpets and dashboard. Recommend the bullet-riddled tires should be double checked for safety concerns. A nice paint job with color coordinated carpet and seat replacement covers would be a real plus for the savvy investor. Six disk CD changer with 15-inch sub-woofer sound system still almost in trunk. This is a once-in-a lifetime opportunity for the up and coming dictator who might be a bit short of cash.

Hurry! Won't last long.