Delaware Masturbators March Against O’Donnell!
WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.
Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.
Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they’re used to acting alone.” Story continues here.
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By: Deep_thinker
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Is this real? Are O'Donnell and Palin really against solo gratification? Seriously?
Posted Sep-19-2010 By-Deacon- (164.70) 
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interesting how the left digs back decades into the lives of teaparty's candidates, but will hide and lock up all info on our current presidents past,
What's up with that?
What are they hiding anyway?
think about it....
Posted Sep-19-2010 ByWayUpNorth (766.68) WayUpNorth View Channel Send Message
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Proudly spanking the monkey since 1989 :D
Posted Sep-19-2010 Bysiamsunset78 (57.48) 
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that masturbastion thing is a deal breaker...have you seen most of the tea party, that alot of solo sexual habits goin on there. And there's nothing wrong with that.
Posted Sep-19-2010 Byspecialforcesbandmember (174.00) specialforcesbandmember View Channel Send Message
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Morons! If the Tea Party was legit it would have formed a viable third party. Instead the republican leaders are laughing at you because you'll elect any piece of crap that resembles Palin. Demand better from your party. They care nothing for you.
Posted Sep-19-2010 Bydjonsey (35.44) djonsey View Channel Send Message
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The hit video "Nail'n Palin" was a big internet success. What will the name of the next adult porno spoof be called?
Posted Sep-19-2010 ByRhemis (974.48) 
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nancy piglosi does dallas
Posted Sep-19-2010 Bystar53 (32482.80) 
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Remember in November
Posted Sep-19-2010 ByLMAOatLibs (709.04) 
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Christine ODonnell makes me limp just looking at her hideous ugly fascist face!
Who could masturbate looking at that hideous partisan rightwing beast?
Posted Sep-19-2010 ByDeep_thinker (261.88) Deep_thinker View Channel Send Message
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WOW a woman making a gay go limp. GO figure............
Posted Sep-19-2010 Bydankmofo (480.74) 
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Dude you are on crack! I saw her at a scrapple festival here and she was looking smoking hot.
Posted Oct-28-2010 Bymarkassmark (103.24) 
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well they sure the hell don't act alone here on LL. 2 days all the libs were doing was bragging about circle jerks, chocking chickens and spanking monkeys, whatever the hell those terms stand for. kind of dead tonight, they all must there in downtown Wilmington now...GIVING EACH OTHER A HELPING HAND!and having a contest to see who has the worst stinky finger.
Posted Sep-19-2010 Bystar53 (32482.80) 
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Hey star, please keep your homosexual fantasies to your self it's really TMI...
Posted Sep-19-2010 Bychopchopchop (54.22) chopchopchop View Channel Send Message
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I am thinking NeoCons don't masturbate out of a conservative sense of rationing their Viagra. Why waste it on yourself, such sharing types that you are.
"because they%u2019re used to acting alone"
LMFAO
Posted Sep-19-2010 ByZardoz003 (1572.42) 
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THAT is all the Democrats have... no wonder they are getting their butts kicked. Their bearded marxist candidate in Delaware is just what that State needs... ANOTHER marxist and Harry Reid's "pet".
The most amusing spectacle at the moment is to see the Democrat members of Congress running away from any associations with Pelosi and Obama....squealing weeeee, weeeee, weeeee all the way home.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010 is going to be more fun than Superbowl.
mmm mmm mmm
Posted Sep-19-2010 ByDoncay (12.28) Doncay Send Message
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i don't know why the right wingers object to our need to masturbate and have sex with whom we wish.i want them out of my life while i do my own thing and celebrate my sexuality-and i don't think its Sarah Palins business what i pleasure myself with.Me and most of my friends are so furious that we cant see straight because of the stuff she said.
Posted Sep-19-2010 ByDeep_thinker (261.88) Deep_thinker View Channel Send Message
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"our need to masturbate " and "we cant see straight" maybe connected somehow.?
Posted Sep-19-2010 ByDoncay (12.28) Doncay Send Message
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