Getting Through Checkpoints Quickly
On you way sir ..... without answering the question if he was a citizen.
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1st time I've seen religion put to good use!
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bycavern (184.80) 
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@cavern
I would double thumb ya if I could.
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByFuck_Snackbar (36.80) 
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@cavern If I could thumb this up.
I'll just do this. +1
Posted Nov-15-2012 BySnackbarian (2.10) 
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@Fuck_Snackbar WTF "double thumb ya" @|o_°|@
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bymaxxdog (191.40) maxxdog View Channel Send Message
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wtf lol, I'll bring the video camera.
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByOMRenigma (4.40) 
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That's what she said.
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByRolltiderick (58.00) 
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That wasnt a bible,it was a brick of coke.
Posted Nov-15-2012 Byheavyrocker58 (71.80) 
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- "yeah, can you please read something from the bible?"
- "uhm, no...?"
Posted Nov-15-2012 By4Promille (75.20) 
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@heavyrocker58 ......a brick of bullshit
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByIndigoEarth (24.00) 
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No, I think it was a bible. There is no way in heck he would have had a brick of cocaine around all those cops.
Posted Nov-17-2012 ByGuyWhoDoesntGetSarcasm (53.00) 
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@4Promille
Thumbs up for your avatar!!!
Posted Nov-17-2012 ByMuhammad_Blowjob (476.40) 
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Genius, I bet it works on telemarketers also.
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bysoilentgreene (782.20) 
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@soilentgreene Try answering your front door in nothing but a black metal Venom t-shirt and a bucket of wings when the Mormons come knocking on your front door
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByGorilla Biscuit (670.10) 
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Nude works also just as good
Posted Nov-15-2012 BySAPD_HRT (828.10) 
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@SAPD_SWAT That's how i get rid of those pesky insects, it works like a charm!
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByVagabundoR1 (1656.86) 
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Brilliant idea, thank you
Posted Nov-15-2012 BySOONER3 (352.56) SOONER3 View Channel Send Message
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@SAPD_SWAT Like the salesman that knocked on the door and a 12 year old boy answered wearing a bra and smoking a cigar. The salesman asked if his parents were home. The boy replied "well what the fuk do you think..."
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bymarcos69 (140.16) 
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! kilo cokain safely in the country with the help of the god old bible.
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByGalning (25.00) 
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"Jesus Saves".. time
Posted Nov-15-2012 Byspacegoat (189.30) 
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i guess Jesus saved him ... from all those stupid questions
Posted Nov-15-2012 Byanymoose (465.00) 
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Try it with a mexican accent next time and see what happens
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bypls53 (193.34) 
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@pls53 you mean Spanish accent?
Posted Nov-15-2012 BySlovenac1981 (203.70) 
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@Slovenac1981 Well no, it would be a Mexican accent....just like I have an American accent, not English. ;)
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByHooker52 (71.46) 
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@Slovenac1981 They have totally different accents, dude...so no, I don't mean spanish accent. I mean Mexican.
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bypls53 (193.34) 
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@Hooker52 but american English exists, Mexican Spanish does not.
Posted Nov-15-2012 BySlovenac1981 (203.70) 
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Actually, the guy did exactly what the checkpoint officer tries to get them to do: talk. All he had to do was listen to him speak for 5 seconds and he knew that he was either from USA and Canada and he was off his mental warning radar.
Posted Nov-15-2012 Byoisact (140.06) 
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Interesting, so Americans would make for great drug traffickers just because of their accent!
Posted Nov-15-2012 Byslapstop (817.70) 
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@slapstop Where I live in Mexico, many generations ago, a mormon colony settled here(yes, Romney has relatives there... Anyhow, many of them have dual citizenship, and many don't... They're legally mexican, but white, blonde, and speak ***** & span english... And yes, I know of some of them that actually smuggled drugs across...
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bytekatero (45.90) 
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@tekatero Shows you it's not the drugs that they're trying to prevent from crossing the border...
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bytritiumium (12.04) 
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@slapstop It's not so much the accent, it's if you look/sound nervous etc... They are profiling. Which makes sense...
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByHooker52 (71.46) 
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A biblical speech might be a good cover up of the nerves. But I get the profiling point of course. I was fooling around.
Posted Nov-15-2012 Byslapstop (817.70) 
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F'n ingenious ... I'm going to try that with a Quran, I'll let you guys know how it went.
Posted Nov-15-2012 Byshocktheday (31.70) 
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F'ing hilarious dude. Comment of the day.
Posted Nov-15-2012 Byrobbinh00d (244.36) robbinh00d View Channel Send Message
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@shocktheday enjoy the detention
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bysdflyr (247.30) sdflyr View Channel Send Message
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Hahahaha!
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByDonkeyman (22.50) 
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@shocktheday Pull off to the side sir.
Posted Nov-16-2012 ByDoogrisa (128.52) 
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HA...well played.
Just wait for the "...But he should just answer the questions because that man is in a uniform and is protecting our freedoms..." comments.
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByKruger60 (59.40) 
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Now we know the bible is good for three things... papers, roach, and this.
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByRafterman1 (158.04) 
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@Rafterman1 It's like a procedure manual at a nuclear reactor. Nobody is going to open it and take a look until there's some catastrophe.
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByHuskyTrail2019 (206.90) 
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@HuskyTrail2019 LOL and then there won't even be enough time to read the darn thing before it all goes up.
Posted Nov-15-2012 Byjohnmar1 (123.88) 
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@HuskyTrail2019 No, not really. A nuclear reactor is based on nuclear fission ... Nothing in the Bible will help you about that... Or herpes.... Or a catastrophe, for that matter.
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByRafterman1 (158.04) 
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fucking hillarious! WIN!
Now try this with the Quran!
Posted Nov-16-2012 ByChesco (70.70) 
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Extremely smart or a little crazy
either way played very well
Posted Nov-15-2012 Byburn (28.30) 
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if you do this here in belgium they send you to a mental institution
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bymaxxdog (191.40) maxxdog View Channel Send Message
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@maxxdog belgium is a mental institution
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByJerkoff77 (88.30) 
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@Jerkoff77 british people are lame and full of retards, just listen to british kids on xbox live it says a lot
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bydannyboy225 (19.10) 
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@dannyboy225 hahaha americans are well known to be the dumbest unfunny cunts going on the xbox. and you are a cunt twice for even having an xbox you sad bastard.lol
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByJerkoff77 (88.30) 
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@Jerkoff77 Wait one second there sonny. You say Americans are "the dumbest unfunny cunts going on the xbox" and then bash him for having an xbox?
How would you know that unless you had one yourself?
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByTheYeastLord (98.50) 
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@TheYeastLord Consoles are for sad sack douches. probably like yourself. the videos are on youtube. people trolling the american kids. what an embarrassment to your great country. aww
Posted Nov-15-2012 ByJerkoff77 (88.30) 
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Good one. The trick is to NOT try the same thing with the Koran.
Posted Nov-15-2012 Bywellybub (347.28) 
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