(MARCH 12, 2011)EUNUCH HEIGHTS,NJ- A first of its kind new and innovative prison designed especially to house only homosexual males opened on Friday. The prison, built to hold twelve hundred inmates, is the first step toward the segregation of male inmates with unique sexual habits from those who are normal. The prison was designed by famed architect A. Nalhole and has all of the accoutrements that the discerning homo could ask for. The new warden for the prison, Dick Succur, has stated that he will make certain that every member of his staff bends over backwards to accommodate any inmate. He said there isn't anything too big that his staff can't take in hand in order to assist an inmate. He said "When dealing with violent inmates, although some may be harder than others, positive stroking is very beneficial. As long as you maintain a firm grasp on the situation and don't let go and just keep stroking and stroking you will get a positive result".

Reported by Jenny Tahls
for The Probe