Dear Sloop,

You gotta understand. At this point, it doesn't matter if you "retire" from LL or not. Either you are going to continue your unbelievable, sold contributions to this site, or I am going to steal your identity blind and contribute them for you, and after watching this...

I don't want that, you don't want that, the entire LL community doesn't want that. It has been said that great players are often forgotten, but legends never die.

It's your call, Sloop. You can stay, or you can leave and JR will memorialize your existence, once a month, every month, until you come back (or until you file a lawsuit against me for defamation of character).

Think about it.

Sincerely,

JRSTRESS91